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u/tintedhokage 5d ago edited 4d ago
They are both genuinely looking at each other like ...the fucking aliens have arrived
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u/read_eng_lift 4d ago
I can imagine my reaction if I see a striped human being for the first time.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
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u/Imkindaalrightiguess 4d ago
Striped people have feelings too
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u/Longjumping-Claim783 4d ago
They prefer to be called strippers
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u/user7758392 4d ago
nah, we don't use the hard r here. just strippa
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u/lastdarknight 4d ago
Random fact: Humans have stripes our vision just cant see deep enough in to ultraviolet to see them
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u/Bored_Amalgamation 4d ago
When I get very tan I can see stripes on my shoulders. Very very faint. Probably not Blaschko's Lines, and more of me being mixed/
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u/VeterinarianOk5370 4d ago
I’ve seen the movie cats, it had me panicking and searching for the remote
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u/AnonymousGuy9494 4d ago
I mean, theoretically all humans are stripped, we just can't see the color
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u/Lv_InSaNe_vL 4d ago
I can imagine my reaction if I see a striped human being for the first time.
Makes sense, as someone reddit youve never seen a woman haha
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u/Ciubowski 4d ago
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
You know what they used to make glue out of, right??
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u/syaz136 4d ago
The horse is thinking I can't wait to fuck this.
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u/Ok-Emu2898 4d ago
I don´t gonna lie to you , i was thinking the same thing AJJASJASJA
That horse want to make some new variant
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u/Pinkysrage 4d ago
Nah, that would be a zorse. It’s a thing, but they retain the wildness of their parents and are not easy to own, train or ride. Horses are funny, they are so big, but damn if they see a deer on the trail it’s bug eyes and standing at high alert. When you feel your horse grow six inches, it’s seen something so watch out.
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u/Temporal_Enigma 4d ago
"Whelp, there goes the neighborhood"
Or NEIGHborhood, if you're so inclined
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u/DemandImmediate1288 4d ago
They are both genuinely looking like the fucking aliens have arrived
Like the first time I was in downtown Portland.
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u/BinkoTheViking 4d ago
“A stripy suit?! I wonder what he was in jail for…”
-That horse, probably
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u/RastaPsyc 5d ago
bruh, i thought the zebra was blushin like an anime girl, but it was the rope, lmao
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u/fruitpunchsamuraiD 4d ago
"Sempai is looking at me..."
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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 4d ago
"Never in my life have I wanted to fuck something... This. Much." - horsie
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u/SnooSuggestions9830 4d ago
Some animals interpret contrasting stripes on other animals as an innate sign of danger.
For example many snakes take advantage of this. Their stripe patterns scare off other animals - even humans.
The horse is scared of the striped animal.
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u/AppropriateCranberry 4d ago
Horses are scared of everything, mine's still scared by the donkeys he sees almost everyday
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u/mikettedaydreamer 4d ago
To be fair donkey can be absolute jerks. Maybe the donkey did something to scare your horse.
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u/AppropriateCranberry 4d ago
Yeah they are way tougher than horses, but in this case no, they never did something, they're not even in the same pasture, he was afraid of Shetland ponies at first, I think it's the "huh they're like me but not really" that scare him haha
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u/blackfarms 4d ago
My old mare would have probably blasted through those stall doors to kick the crap out of the newbie.
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u/Hqrules213 3d ago
Might be dangerous for the mare, zebras can actually be tougher and more aggressive than most horse breeds, which is why there aren't that many domesticated.
It's pretty much due to their natural environment they end up needing to be more aggressive and sturdier pound for pound compared to horses after surviving in Africa around predators like lions and crocs or even dangerous fellow herbivores like hippos, rhinos, and elephants.
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u/Bitter_Silver_7760 4d ago
these black and whites are going to steal my job and my women
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u/Muppetude 4d ago
Don’t worry, zebras can’t be domesticated, so they won’t be taking any jobs away from you horses.
Also, when clicking the above link, pay no mind to this picture.
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u/Dividedthought 4d ago
That hprse is wondering who let the crackhead with barcode tattoos in, and is slightly worried for its safety.
The zebra on the other hand is rolling up like "Ya got some nice digs here pendejo, hope ya don't mind me setting up in here."
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u/KoningSpookie 4d ago
"Wearing that weird a** outfit?! That can't be good... Boss, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"
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u/SentenceSufficient86 4d ago
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought the zebra was blushing
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u/StupidIdiot1954 4d ago
This just made me realize that animals have literally zero awareness of other animals that they haven’t seen.
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u/Nose_to_the_Wind 4d ago
From my own experience with cats, that horse is about to claw the shit out of you.
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u/finnster1 4d ago
To horse buddies; 'I swear!' I saw white horse with black stripes! You got to believe me"
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u/GigaChadAlien 3d ago
You think horse racism exists? Like he knows what a zebra is and is secretly like "that dirty zigger, why is he even near me"
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u/DarkAizawa 3d ago
Seen this once before and I stand by what I said the first time which is, that zebra looks like it's blushing before it zooms in.
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u/Accomplished_Week392 4d ago
Horse is thinking, that’s a bit different to what I normally see in here. I want to fuck it….
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u/tama_tama_chameleom 4d ago
Zebra's shouldnt be kept in captivity you wouldn't be the first whom got their arm bitten off by a zebra.
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u/Upbeat-Shallot-4121 4d ago
“You do that to me and I swear I’ll be bucking bronco next time you try to ride me”
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u/ZAPANIMA 4d ago
The pink harness made it look like the zebra was blushing anime-style for a moment lol
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u/ATiredPersonoof 4d ago
did someone tried to breed horse and zebra and what new born? horse type zebra?
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u/PinkishBlurish 4d ago
This is like the My Little Pony episode, "Bridle Gossip" where all the ponies are freaking out over the Strange Pony with Black and White Stripes
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u/Disneyhorse 4d ago
Horses have that reaction to donkeys, mules, and just about any other non-horse animal they see. I used to ride a horse that was terrified of a donkey along the trail… and if it brayed my horse would BOLT away in fear.
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