r/youseeingthisshit • u/gabriyankee • 5d ago

Them eyes

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u/tintedhokage 4d ago edited 4d ago

They are both genuinely looking at each other like ...the fucking aliens have arrived

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u/read_eng_lift 4d ago

I can imagine my reaction if I see a striped human being for the first time.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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u/Imkindaalrightiguess 4d ago

Striped people have feelings too

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u/Longjumping-Claim783 4d ago

They prefer to be called strippers

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u/user7758392 4d ago

nah, we don't use the hard r here. just strippa

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u/Longjumping-Claim783 4d ago

Or "people of stripedness" if you are being formal

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u/cookiedanslesac 4d ago

Non horse equidae

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u/deviant324 4d ago

My one music teacher for some reason: maximal linear people

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u/crazedhark 4d ago

or "strip natured people" if you want to be more kind and accommodating.

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u/mykreau 4d ago

Stripp-aire? Stripp-aire? It's strippah! Say it right Frenchie!

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u/hoosyourdaddyo 4d ago

We call them exotic dancers, sir!

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 4d ago

Are there still free awards?

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u/Rel_Tan_Kier 4d ago

Only a Stripper can call another stripper "stripper"

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 4d ago

They're paid per the grass root.

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u/Callemasizeezem 4d ago

No no no.

Stripers

Although stripers can be strippers too... they just don't work out if you have too many working together because of the disruptive camouflage and hooting drunk men don't know who to throw their money at.

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u/GoverningMonarch 4d ago

Take my upvote