r/youseeingthisshit • u/gabriyankee • 5d ago

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u/tintedhokage 4d ago edited 4d ago

They are both genuinely looking at each other like ...the fucking aliens have arrived

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u/read_eng_lift 4d ago

I can imagine my reaction if I see a striped human being for the first time.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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u/Imkindaalrightiguess 4d ago

Striped people have feelings too

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u/Longjumping-Claim783 4d ago

They prefer to be called strippers

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u/user7758392 4d ago

nah, we don't use the hard r here. just strippa

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u/Longjumping-Claim783 4d ago

Or "people of stripedness" if you are being formal

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u/cookiedanslesac 4d ago

Non horse equidae

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u/deviant324 4d ago

My one music teacher for some reason: maximal linear people

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u/crazedhark 4d ago

or "strip natured people" if you want to be more kind and accommodating.

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u/mykreau 4d ago

Stripp-aire? Stripp-aire? It's strippah! Say it right Frenchie!

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u/hoosyourdaddyo 4d ago

We call them exotic dancers, sir!

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 4d ago

Are there still free awards?

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u/Rel_Tan_Kier 4d ago

Only a Stripper can call another stripper "stripper"

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 4d ago

They're paid per the grass root.

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u/Callemasizeezem 4d ago

No no no.

Stripers

Although stripers can be strippers too... they just don't work out if you have too many working together because of the disruptive camouflage and hooting drunk men don't know who to throw their money at.

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u/GoverningMonarch 4d ago

Take my upvote

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u/Xikkiwikk 4d ago

Yeah but they only last 2 seconds in bed. (Zebra Stripe Gum)

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u/0utF0x-inT0x 4d ago

This just in: Next Disney princess will be stripped.

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u/Speedhabit 4d ago

If you see a purple person, I would still help them, they’re probably choking

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 3d ago

So do people with spots. We call them pubescent.

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u/SomeHorologist 3d ago

I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that Humans actually do have stripes, just in colors we can't see, but some animals like cats do see them and that's why they love staring at us, we just look cool to them

Not sure if true, but I hope it is

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u/lastdarknight 4d ago

Random fact: Humans have stripes our vision just cant see deep enough in to ultraviolet to see them

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 4d ago

they speak the true true

When I get very tan I can see stripes on my shoulders. Very very faint. Probably not Blaschko's Lines, and more of me being mixed/

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u/ministrul_sudorii 4d ago

being mixed

Stirred, not shaken. And not stirred enough 

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u/HiveJiveLive 4d ago

My daughter is mixed and she has them!! They’re wild and honestly very pretty. Become much more obvious after sun exposure, but some (particularly matching stripes on the sides of her neck) are always there. They look a bit like brown hickies or a strange tattoo.

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 4d ago

Ive been the same size since I was 16. Maybe +/- 5-10 lbs.

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 4d ago

Ohhh. Thats pretty cool. Thanks!

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u/PM_Eeyore_Tits 4d ago

Our skin also flashes pink every time our blood pressure spikes during a heartbeat, we just can't see it.

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u/crackcrackcracks 4d ago

If body hair at all reflects those stripes I can absolutely see some of mine (very hairy and it follows distinct patterns)

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u/LuphineHowler 4d ago

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit Amphetamines.

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u/I_will_dye 4d ago

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

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u/Myamymyself 4d ago

Nah, hallucinations like that happen when you haven’t slept for 4 days on meth !!!

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u/MERVMERVmervmerv 4d ago

Good night, Frau Blücher

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u/Maximum_Future_5241 4d ago

🐴(neighs)

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u/Tchermob 4d ago

Hey, I understood that reference

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u/Eccon5 4d ago

There are clips of african tribe children running in fear from white people

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u/Jessnesquik 4d ago

Humans actually have stripes. We can't see them. Our cats can tho

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u/Nookmaster 4d ago

It’s either too much glue, or not enough

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u/VeterinarianOk5370 4d ago

I’ve seen the movie cats, it had me panicking and searching for the remote

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u/Virtual-Okra6996 4d ago

Still mad they didn't have buttholes. #ReleaseTheButtholeCut 😡 💢

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u/AwkwardEducation 4d ago

Surely not?

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u/VanBeelergberg 4d ago

It’s true. And don’t call me Shirley.

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u/AnonymousGuy9494 4d ago

I mean, theoretically all humans are stripped, we just can't see the color

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u/Spamacus66 4d ago

Tell me... Do you like Gladiator movies?

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u/I_will_dye 4d ago

Tell me, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

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u/Fluffy-Ad3749 4d ago

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

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u/Lv_InSaNe_vL 4d ago

I can imagine my reaction if I see a striped human being for the first time.

Makes sense, as someone reddit youve never seen a woman haha

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u/Ciubowski 4d ago

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

You know what they used to make glue out of, right??

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u/Efficient-Peach-4773 4d ago

And where did that glue come from...?

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u/jawshoeaw 4d ago

That’s just an average day in Brooklyn

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 4d ago

Good luck. We're all counting on you.

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u/boojieboy666 4d ago

Looks like I picked the wrong time to get turned into glue - that horse, eventually

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u/lost_scotsman 4d ago

Reference - <chef's kiss>

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u/syaz136 4d ago

The horse is thinking I can't wait to fuck this.

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u/Ok-Emu2898 4d ago

I don´t gonna lie to you , i was thinking the same thing AJJASJASJA

That horse want to make some new variant

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u/Pinkysrage 4d ago

Nah, that would be a zorse. It’s a thing, but they retain the wildness of their parents and are not easy to own, train or ride. Horses are funny, they are so big, but damn if they see a deer on the trail it’s bug eyes and standing at high alert. When you feel your horse grow six inches, it’s seen something so watch out.

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u/Laundry_Hamper 4d ago

what happens when i feel my horse grow about 36 inches

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u/MonCountyMan 4d ago

Settle down, Catherine

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u/TheNuttyIrishman 4d ago

you pray you brought enough lube.

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u/Laundry_Hamper 4d ago

lube? casul

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u/Teledildonic 4d ago

Death from intenal hemorrhaging.

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u/High-jacker 4d ago

Poor choice of words my guy

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u/syaz136 4d ago

i was thinking the same thing

Officer, this guy here.

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u/SGC-UNIT-555 4d ago edited 4d ago

Zebras and Horse's can't produce offspring I'm pretty sure. Too distantly related like a human and an orangutan.

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u/potato_lover273 4d ago

They can.

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u/SGC-UNIT-555 4d ago

You're confusing Zebras with Mules/Donkeys.

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u/potato_lover273 4d ago

You could just use Google.

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u/TheLyingNetherlander 4d ago

“But first take off your pyjamas, dear.”

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u/lord_pizzabird 4d ago

That horse is about to DM Destiny and brag about the horse he just saw.

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u/Complete_Procedure74 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣wth bro!! Was not expecting this!

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u/Temporal_Enigma 4d ago

"Whelp, there goes the neighborhood"

Or NEIGHborhood, if you're so inclined

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u/seriousdeli 4d ago

First real laugh I’ve had on reddit in a long time, thanks mate.

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u/DemandImmediate1288 4d ago

They are both genuinely looking like the fucking aliens have arrived

Like the first time I was in downtown Portland.

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u/Nobodyrea11y 4d ago

Wut in tarnation?

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u/lostknight0727 4d ago

WHAT ARE YOU!?!?!?!

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u/florpynorpy 4d ago

What In the name of jesus horse Christ in that thing

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u/VeterinarianIcy1364 4d ago

Bro tripping on that good good

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u/MithranArkanere 4d ago

We are still in the last one. We are in an 'interglacial period' that can happen in the middle of an ice age, that is a bit warmer.

We were supposed to be way colder.

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u/medhanno 3d ago

Love at first sight

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u/StaplerUnicycle 3d ago

"dude. Those are some SICK tattoos!"

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u/agorafilia 2d ago

"what the fuck ia wrong with that horse"

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u/Kankervittu 3d ago

Well, not genuinely, because it's a filter. You can see it pop out at the end.