r/worldnews • u/DownWithAssad • 5d ago

Russia sentences 15-year-old schoolboy to 5 years for criticizing Putin regime and war against Ukraine Russia/Ukraine

https://khpg.org/en/1608813775
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u/SirKorgor 5d ago

For the same reason Americans don’t eat their oligarchs. We can’t get close enough to them.

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u/JakToTheReddit 5d ago

I'll eat them if yall will. The Dutch had it right.

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u/Ok_Condition5837 5d ago

I'm not sure if I'll partake tbh. But I'm more than willing to cook them for you!

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u/303Pickles 5d ago

I’ll bring the seasoning 😁 and vodka to marinate with!

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u/Ok_Condition5837 5d ago

Now we've almost got a party!

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u/JakToTheReddit 5d ago

I vote it's on the beach!

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u/___multiplex___ 5d ago

I smell a bonfire!

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u/karatebullfightr 5d ago

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

There’s still plenty of meat on that oligarch!

Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato.

Baby! You’ve got a stew going!

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u/Fickles1 5d ago

I bet some are extra fat too. Slow rotating over coals....

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u/thelunk 5d ago

I always carry hot sauce in my purse