r/worldnews • u/DownWithAssad • 5d ago

Russia sentences 15-year-old schoolboy to 5 years for criticizing Putin regime and war against Ukraine Russia/Ukraine

https://khpg.org/en/1608813775
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u/kghyr8 5d ago

Miss a dentist appointment, believe it or not, jail. Best patients in the world.

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u/NIBBLES_THE_HAMSTER 5d ago

Undercook chicken - jail..... overcook fish, also jail... undercook/overcook...

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u/Gen-Jack-D-Ripper 5d ago

Forget an umbrella on a rainy day… you guessed it, jail!

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u/Deltamon 5d ago

Run out of Vodka? Oh now you've done it bad gobnik, straight to Jail.

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u/NIBBLES_THE_HAMSTER 5d ago

You charge too high prices for sweaters.... glasses...... straight to jail. No trial, nothing..... jail.

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u/Arkayjiya 4d ago

I read that as undercooked children and I wasn't sure if "- jail" was because of "children" or because of "undercooked"

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u/NIBBLES_THE_HAMSTER 3d ago

Without question, undercooking children is definitely jail... cooking them at all is quite frowned upon.

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u/FrozeItOff 5d ago

In Mother Russia, the undercooked chicken jails YOU....

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u/Dirty-Soul 5d ago

Hmmbrrgrr hmmbrrgrr hmmbrrbrr hmm hmmbrrgrr hmmbrrgrr hmmbrrgrr hmm

Hmmbrrgrr cheezbrrgrr bggmkk woh-prr. Hmmbrrgrr cheezbrrgrr bggmkk woh-prr.

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Go to jail.

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u/CoheedNadCap 5d ago

Is this a real thing fuxk

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u/Special-Affect-7928 4d ago

Its a line from the Parks and Rec show.