An absurdly absurd question

[u/BionicBallz]

[u/Diogeneezy]

Frodo, Sam, Merry & Pippin

[u/xenomorphonLV426 → u/Diogeneezy]

I second this!

[u/lacking-will → u/xenomorphonLV426]

Breakfast?!?!?!?!?!?

[u/xenomorphonLV426 → u/lacking-will]

No. I like the names, I hate cats in general... (I mean no harm to your feelings that's my personal opinion!)

[u/Dave-the-Generic → u/xenomorphonLV426]

Hobbits love a second breakfast. Hence their comment 🙂

...and why hobbit doors are round.

[u/Rare-End-1488 → u/xenomorphonLV426]

How dare you hate cats

[u/xenomorphonLV426 → u/Rare-End-1488]

FIGHT ME

[u/lacking-will → u/xenomorphonLV426]

You’ve clearly never been ill while a cat is around. Best support animal when ill. Tbf I also get people are one or other so fair to you, you like what you like, I ain’t juggling.

Edit: not changing it lmao

[u/YesWomansLand1 → u/lacking-will]

Oh my god speaking of fluffy animals I was son my way to the shops this arvo and there was this big fluffy dog and it was so cute it looked like a cloud. It jumped up on me and gave me a hug so I gave him a few pats as a reward for being such a good boy.

[u/xenomorphonLV426 → u/lacking-will]

The sickening agent IS THE CAT! I have severe allergic reactions to cat fur so I hate them in general!

[u/lacking-will → u/xenomorphonLV426]

Do not hate what others can’t control. In other words, do not blame what makes you sick, nor blame what does. Life is life my friend, it’s sad you can’t experience cat’s affection. You have more life out there though, so there’s the bright side 🙂

[u/xenomorphonLV426 → u/lacking-will]

Dang... one word....

Rabbits!

I find affection through them!

[u/AnonymousFog501 → u/xenomorphonLV426]

Why do you hate them though?

[u/xenomorphonLV426 → u/AnonymousFog501]

SEVERE ALLERGIC REACTIONS TO THE CATS FUR!