An absurdly absurd question

[u/BionicBallz]

[u/taisynn]

r/councilofcats has been formed. They shall soon start their sessions.

[u/Elidon007 → u/taisynn]

wake up babe, new cat sub just dropped

[u/Bruce_-Wayne]

Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo

[u/waverunnersvho → u/Bruce_-Wayne]

There literally couldn’t be another option.

[u/ludoni → u/waverunnersvho]

my personal favorite is naming after a certain group of birds dick, jason, damian and Tim, bonus point if you got an older dog named Bruce

[u/firesmarter → u/ludoni]

You name your pets after bird dicks?

[u/ludoni → u/firesmarter]

nope, dick is a part of a group of birds

[u/EnkiRise → u/ludoni]

There’s a group of birds called Jason and Tim? lol

[u/Da_Question → u/EnkiRise]

This guy is referring to different characters who all were Robin (Batmans Sidekick, hence the older Bruce).

[u/ludoni → u/EnkiRise]

nono, they're part of the same group, I believe they're called robins from the bat family

[u/WildForestFerret → u/firesmarter]

Those names are the first 4 Robins

[u/firesmarter → u/WildForestFerret]

Oh damn! Batman. Idk why I never made the connection.

[u/Rjjt456 → u/ludoni]

Would almost consider "Ace" instead.

[u/ABCharlieD → u/waverunnersvho]

There are other options, those options are just incorrect.

[u/Unscrupulous-Duck → u/ABCharlieD]

I'd much rather reserve these names for turtles.

[u/ABCharlieD → u/Unscrupulous-Duck]

That is shockingly scrupulous, coming from you.

[u/Kandiru → u/ABCharlieD]

Blossom, Buttercup, Bubbles, Meowjo-JoJo!

[u/PaulterJ → u/Kandiru]

Underrated comment here.

[u/mobott → u/waverunnersvho]

I dunno, I think Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin is the other option (but the only other one).

[u/Ronin2369 → u/waverunnersvho]

Working on the headbands now

[u/2squishmaster → u/Bruce_-Wayne]

Leo, Raph, Don, Mike :)

[u/Xitbitzy → u/Bruce_-Wayne]

Cowabunga dude, so let's get it on.

[u/LeGuy_1286 → u/Xitbitzy]

Reptiles against the fathers of the Renaissance

[u/RottenUniC → u/LeGuy_1286]

We got the classical technique to kick these three-toed freaks back under the street

[u/1109lupa → u/Bruce_-Wayne]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Kittens

[u/Healyhatman → u/Bruce_-Wayne]

Shorter. Leo, Raphy, Donnie, Mikey.

[u/saintsfan214 → u/Bruce_-Wayne]

All you would need now is someone to train them to do martial arts now.

[u/bolerobell → u/saintsfan214]

Probably shouldn’t be a rat. Maybe a Tirtle named Splinter

[u/culnaej → u/Bruce_-Wayne]

LEOnardo, RAT(CATCHER)phael, DONTPETMYTUMMYello, MiCATangelo

[u/fire_icicle → u/Bruce_-Wayne]

I suggested the same thing to my friend. She also has 4 small kittens living near her apartment.

[u/arlmwl → u/Bruce_-Wayne]

Well, that’s obviously the right answer.

[u/browncoat9896 → u/Bruce_-Wayne]

Larry, Moe, Curly and Shemp.

[u/Psychological-Past68 → u/Bruce_-Wayne]

You beat me by 6 hours and 59 minutes. When there are 4 these should Always be the names

[u/Diogeneezy]

Frodo, Sam, Merry & Pippin

[u/xenomorphonLV426 → u/Diogeneezy]

I second this!

[u/lacking-will → u/xenomorphonLV426]

Breakfast?!?!?!?!?!?

[u/Cerulean133 → u/Diogeneezy]

I fostered three boys, so I named them Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas!

[u/Diogeneezy → u/Cerulean133]

Aye, I could do that.

[u/shorthooman → u/Diogeneezy]

We have Merry & Pippin

[u/Diogeneezy → u/shorthooman]

Grapevines think alike 😉

[u/AmarantaRWS → u/Diogeneezy]

Specifically frodo on the right, Sam in the middle, merry on the left, and Pippin in the back.

[u/El_Nathan_]

*inhales*

F O U R

[u/banan-appeal → u/El_Nathan_]

there are FOUR cats

[u/Turbulent-Day-6020 → u/banan-appeal]

There are four cats!!

[u/GlitteringChoice580]

Uno, Dos, Tres, and Cinco.

[u/GabrielFSi → u/GlitteringChoice580]

Or Uno, Dos Tres, Catorce

[u/HowelPendragon → u/GabrielFSi]

Ok Bono

[u/Lemekins → u/GabrielFSi]

Hello, hello. I'm at a place called Purrtigo.

[u/Rambling-Rooster → u/GabrielFSi]

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!

[u/Proof_Cheetah_3104 → u/GlitteringChoice580]

Why not quetro? Why 1,2,3 and 5

[u/GlitteringChoice580 → u/Proof_Cheetah_3104]

To trick people into thinking there's one more cat hiding in the house, aka the ol' pig prank.

[u/decanonized → u/Proof_Cheetah_3104]

probably cause it's funny

[u/6LUCIFER6MORNIGSTAR6 → u/Proof_Cheetah_3104]

4 is a bad luck number, Says Guido Mista

[u/Dsamali → u/6LUCIFER6MORNIGSTAR6]

r/unexpectedjojo

[u/house343 → u/Proof_Cheetah_3104]

Fine. Uno, dos, très, catorcé

[u/MaryHSPCF → u/Proof_Cheetah_3104]

4 is "cuatro"

[u/-EV3RYTHING- → u/[deleted]]

Cute, though impractical. They'd have a hard time knowing who is being called with the names so similar

[u/BusinessBunny → u/-EV3RYTHING-]

They’re cats, they’re smart enough to know which name to ignore when called

[u/AnonymousFog501 → u/BusinessBunny]

I've heard cats pay more attention to the vowels of their name, so it may be difficult for them

Except Clyde of course.

Edit; I meant difficult, not different

[u/Lordborgman → u/BusinessBunny]

I have 6 cats. 5 of them will run to me from another room if I call their names. The other...just does not care.

[u/OkResponsibility9883 → u/-EV3RYTHING-]

Don’t know about cats but dogs can definitely tell the difference. I’ve read about a guy who called his dogs something like Paris, Palis, Pavis and they always understood who was being called.

[u/itrilode-_- → u/OkResponsibility9883]

I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference if they were my siblings

[u/Markman6 → u/itrilode-_-]

Cus you’re not a dog

[u/TheDarkness33 → u/OkResponsibility9883]

My dogs have very diferent names, doesnt matter who i call they all show up LOL

[u/Independent_Ad8796 → u/-EV3RYTHING-]

Atleast you have a free arcade game

[u/venusiansailorscout]

Aramis, Athos, Porthos, and D’artagnan. The Mousecateers.

[u/Raeziel59 → u/venusiansailorscout]

D'artanyan

[u/venusiansailorscout → u/Raeziel59]

Is there supposed to be a cat pun I'm missing?

[u/OJStrings → u/venusiansailorscout]

I think nyan is what Japanese cats say instead of meow.

[u/shifty_coder → u/venusiansailorscout]

Nyan Cat

[u/scholar2 → u/venusiansailorscout]

Perfect names! They look ready for an adventure

[u/mirza_osz → u/venusiansailorscout]

totally unrelated bit I never heard it in a different order than athos, porthos and aramis and my brain had a hard time processing this

[u/ghost_chillie]

We named ours after spices: nutmeg, ginger, cinnamon and Salma Hayek (I'm pretty sure everyone can agree that Salma Hayek is pretty spicy)

[u/idam_81 → u/ghost_chillie]

Ok this was funny

[u/cinnamonduck → u/ghost_chillie]

I have a spice kitty too! Coriander the small gray idiot. NEVER to be shortened to Cory, but is shortened to Riander.

[u/Wonderful_Idea880 → u/ghost_chillie]

A neighbour of mine has a kurkuma (tumeric) orange tabby and a dark gray pepper! It suits them so well too

[u/adzik10]

Ketchup, mayo, mustard and worcestershire sauce

[u/GoodRighter → u/adzik10]

"WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE GET DOWN FROM THERE! DON'T YOU KNOCK THAT BOTTLE OFF THAT COUNTER! DON'T! NOOOOO WORCESTURESHIRE SAUCE WHYYYYY?!?"

That one is kind of a mouthful to shout across the house.

[u/ViqTriana → u/GoodRighter]

Aww, but if he's the most misbehaved it's perfect, he's the worst. Call him Worsty!

[u/Gwensaur]

Why not six?

[u/A--Creative-Username → u/Gwensaur]

Ran out of kittens

[u/HelpMe_29929 → u/Gwensaur]

Because six would be utterly chaotic, but hilariously fun.

[u/Celestial_Light_ → u/HelpMe_29929]

I had six. It was amazing. Hard work, but so rewarding

[u/ComprehensiveBird72 → u/[deleted]]

Or Hueigh, Deweigh, Louieigh and Horatiough?

r/tragedeigh

[u/continuousQ → u/[deleted]]

There was(n't) a 4th nephew, Phooey Duck.

[u/HelpMe_29929 → u/[deleted]]

Great names! They'll be the cutest duckling squad ever.

[u/Confident_Ad7244]

Eny, Meany, Miny and Moe

[u/Abdullah_1O]

Megatron 0, Megatron 1, Megatron 2, Megatron 3,

[u/Raderg32 → u/Abdullah_1O]

Better yet, Megatron 0, Megatron 1, Megatron 2, and Pinky.

[u/ComfortableOld288]

How about conquest, war, famine, and death? You know, cutesy names

[u/formykka → u/ComfortableOld288]

Give them humorous names: Bile, Phlegm, Sanguine, and Choler.

[u/Alpbasket]

eeny meeny miny moe

[u/DreadPirateGriswold]

Eenie, Meenie, Miney, and Fred.

What about Moe?

Nah, don't want no Moe.

[u/Objective_Opinion_80]

Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private

Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.

[u/Hyper_Lt-]

Hamburger cheesburger bigmac whopper, Hamburger cheesburger bigmac whopper Hamburger cheesburger bigmac whopper Hamburger cheesburger bigmac whopper

[u/TheDarkness33 → u/Hyper_Lt-]

Hambúrguer, Hotdog, Kebab and Pizza. The four horseman of fast food

[u/SunCloud-777]

what about Riddick, Atreides, Solo and Ripley?

[u/7HyenasHiddenInATank → u/SunCloud-777]

Oooh, cross references

[u/Nivius]

Larry, Harry, Barry, Garry

[u/buckyVanBuren → u/Nivius]

My grandmother was named Hattie Mae.

Her sister was Addie Mae.

Her other sister was Attie Mae.

[u/BigEvilRedDevil666]

John, Paul, George, Ringo

[u/Saurindra_SG01]

The three kitties remind of 3 cats I used to see in my neighborhood, they'd sit across the road with their tails straighttt. Maybe a cat meeting or something. I named them the Barricade Trio! (Translated into English)

[u/DisplayNo7886]

The woman wants you to take all of them. They are all eager to be taken 😊 

[u/aveindha25]

Rex, Fives, Wrecker, Kix. Or Maul, Ventress, Grievous, and Thrawn

[u/DaDocDuck → u/aveindha25]

The clone names are too random, just name them after The Delta Squad or Clone Force 99

[u/ehsteve23 → u/DaDocDuck]

Hunter and Wrecker are of course excellent cat names, then you've got to pick two of Tech, Crossfire, Omega and Echo

[u/TheHorizonExplorer]

Io, Europa, Ganymede, and Callisto. The four biggest moons of Jupiter!

[u/No-Teaching7231]

Linguine, fettuccini, spaghetti and ziti.

[u/NoSuckySucky]

Tinky Winky, Po, Dipsy, Lala !

[u/chipperland4471]

Give you up, let you down, run around, desert you

[u/warrior181]

Athos, Porthos, Aramis and D'Artagnan

[u/brawlkid28]

The orange one in the back is introvert (Indy for short), the orange one on the left is James, the one in the middle is muffin, and the one on the right is Robert. AND I have explanations for all of these names and they are really good.

[u/Dagr8mrl]

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe

[u/P3dr0garch0mp]

Eeny meeny miny mo

[u/Independent_Ad8796]

Thunder cats I forgot there names

[u/Other_Respect_6648]

Reason they asked that is because they’re too old to be separated.

They’ve bonded to each other and it will fuck the cats life up if the one they’re bonded to suddenly disappears and never returns.

Never do this.

[u/spooky_lxix]

Optimus prime, Megatron, Starscream, and bumblebee

[u/Worraz52]

John, Paul, George and Ringo

[u/julixus]

Kowalski, Skipper, Private, Rico

[u/Ezl]

I’d call them 1, 2, 3 and 4.

[u/Xx_Dicklord_69_xX → u/Ezl]

Nah, call them 1, 2, 3 and 5. People gonna spend hours searching for 4

[u/Ezl → u/Xx_Dicklord_69_xX]

Love it!

[u/Senior-Background141]

Eeny, Meeny, Miny and Moe

[u/BelayThere]

Merry, Pippin, Sam and Frodo.

[u/Bionic165_]

Ostara, Litha, Mabon, and Yule (the festivals of spring, summer, fall, and winter respectively)

[u/ItsWoodsLOL]

My guess was that they were only selling them in pairs because the kittens would get lonely without a sibling to play with

[u/JasinSan → u/ItsWoodsLOL]

It's easier this way also for owners. Lone feline could be very demanding as he will be bored as fuck. You would need to play with him a lot, or he will punish you by breaking your stuff or get depressed. Also taking siblings or cats that are already use to be together is a safe bet.

[u/albygoing]

Pancakes, periwinkle, jelly, yoke

[u/molarino]

Jim, Jason, Jonathan, Bella

[u/Affectionate_Ad8218]

Spoob and Squib

[u/SrGnis]

Pedro Pedro Pedro PedroPè

[u/Baldersmash]

Larry, Curly, Moe, Shemp

[u/BigEvilRedDevil666]

Anthony (Tony), Bill, Geezer, and Ozzy.

[u/BigEvilRedDevil666]

Anthony, Flea, John, Chad.

[u/Hourglass780]

Mani 4x

[u/Accomplished-Big-740]

The choices we make in life matter. That's how my friend had two cats and got a third.

[u/Forrestape]

Church, Tucker, Caboose and Tex or Sarge, Simmons, grif and Donut

[u/LoWE11053211]

You, my dear dear friend, are a good person

[u/Turbulent-Day-6020]

Sierra, tango, echo, victor

[u/Mochaproto]

Arthur, bedevere, robin and patsy

[u/Rare-End-1488]

Malcolm Dewey Reese and Francis

[u/Vulpes_macrotis]

Why are they so cute, though!

[u/Mr-Silly-Bear]

Saturn, Pluto, Venus, and Uranus (I kid, Neptune)

[u/WhoLetMeHaveReddit]

Tigger(left), creamsicle(right), Pancake(back one), Minx(Siamee looking). Tigger is orange with stripes, creamsicle is orange with lots of white, Pancake, same, plus looks like they were lying there or making biscuits, and biscuit seemed off, so pancake (turns into pancake when lying down maybe), Minx, Siamese kittens are extremely playful and loud, or can be in my experience, and tend to be sassy. A sassy little Minx.

[u/NarratorDM]

Vessel, Two, Three and Four

[u/Sir_Arsen]

I always wanted to have lots of dogs and just name them after royal titles, like Duke, King, Emperor, Count, etc, but it works with cats too I guess

[u/grammar_mattras]

Joe, William, Jack & Averell, like the daltons. They'll be just as smart and mischievous.

[u/dominantatreddit]

Behemoth, satanus, beelzibub, lucifer

[u/ephemeralspecifics]

Cassandra, bats, snug, destroyer

[u/XMasterWoo]

Why does the cat behind the others look like its pulling the middle cats tail

[u/Soskiz]

Fred, shun, George, and Lily

[u/Apprehensive-Bad6015]

How about Cat, Cat, Cat, and Cat. What’s the point in naming them if they don’t come when you call them.

For those who don’t know, this is from an old Garfield comic strip. One of Jon’s friends talks about his cats and the above is his dialogue in the comic.

[u/Emergency_Ad592]

Destroroyah, Ghidorah, Megalon, Gamera

[u/Kinky-Bicycle-669]

This pretty much happened to me the last time I got actual kittens...went for one, ended up with two. Had a total of 4 after that 😂

[u/NeverAVillian]

That's the most absurd absurdly absurd question

[u/highcommander010]

mittens, Frankie, Mr. or Mrs. President, and Dignity (Diggie for short)

[u/Resolution-SK56]

Tintin, Haddock/Archibald, Cuthbert, Nestor

[u/wazbang]

Matty mark Luke and Johnny

[u/Me_Rouge]

James, Sirius, Lupin, Severus.

Anakin, Luke, Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon.

Edward, Alfonse, Mustang, Armstrong.

Man, you could choose any group of guys from nerd media and it will be great haha. Other ppl here have said other SW, TMNT, LotR, etc references and I love them

[u/Anarchyantz]

I mean you have 3 Gingers there so braincell wise it still is technically 2 kittens in total.

[u/LuxaHero]

they're only sold by the pair

[u/YeefusMeefus]

Spookie, Pookie, Schmookie, and Flookie

[u/TheRealSlamShiddy]

Larry, Moe, Curly, and Shemp

[u/pootis_engage]

Jay, Zane, Cole, and Kai.

[u/Gishan]

Yeah same... 14 yrs ago we came to get 1 foster kitten and left with 3. :D

[u/Krysidian2]

Don't know about the orange cats, but the gray and white one can be named Pumice. Looks a bit volcanic and ashen colored.

[u/nobodyNo2]

Tinder, Bumble, Hinge and Lovoo

[u/ontologicalDilemma]

Moony, Padfoot, Prongs and Crookshanks

[u/CoffeesCigarettes]

I usually don’t like cats but that front center one is cute, what kind is it?

[u/scholarlysacrilege]

Timo, Jinx, Leo, Alfred.

[u/LMGooglyTFY]

We did the same thing. They were pretty disorganized from such a large intake and didn't even know who we were supposed to take. They asked, "do you want the two girls, or 2-4 of the six boys? You can't take five because then there would be one left." After some back and forth we told them to just pack up the whole room of six. They get a much needed shelter room back, and we get six kittens for a few weeks.

[u/Sodamyte]

Ragnar, Floki, Bjorn, Athelstan

[u/shifty_coder]

Ray, Egon, Winston, and Peter

[u/Yaarmehearty]

Breakfast, lunch, dinner, supper.

Always fun when somebody asks what your pets name is and you say “dinner”.

[u/magikot9]

3 oranges and a Siamese? Whichever orange has the braincell that day you call Einstein. The other two are Herp and Derp. The Siamese is called Spire.

[u/atom-up_atom-up]

Ainsleigh, Paisleigh, Ashleigh, and Greg

[u/SutterCane]

Chico, Harpo, Groucho, and Zeppo

[u/Ok_Permission1087]

Barsik, Kira, Tara & His Majesty

[u/Limberpuppy]

Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Ratatouille.

[u/JamesPlayzReviews3]

FOUR KITTIES!

[u/TaxBill750]

How many litters do you get through, and how?

[u/NikolNikiforova606]

James, Sirius, Remus and Peter

Or Prongs, Padfoot, Moony and Wormtail

[u/TransGirlJennifer]

Ace, King, Queen, Jack

[u/Kaspatronix]

Carrot, Cake, Pumpkin and Pie

[u/Relic5000]

John, Paul, George, and Ringo

[u/CrazyShinobi]

Larry, Moe, Curly, and Shemp.