r/wholesomegreentext • u/Candyy_Kissesxx • 3d ago

He walked backwards away facing her

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u/lukcel 3d ago

It never happebed

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u/8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y 3d ago

Obviously, but still wholesome if true.

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u/SuckMyDerivative 3d ago

Nothing more wholesome than being fingerbanged by a stranger at the gas station

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u/Ravens_and_seagulls 3d ago

My dead grandpa’s last words. 🥲

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u/SofisticatiousRattus 3d ago

But not true

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u/8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y 3d ago

Who cares? Does it harm you to feel good due to it? Who benefits from you gloriously detecting it's not true?

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u/Cranktique 3d ago

Bro, I saw this and went to the pump. My car was full at $27.89, but I wanted that cashiers number. I pumped $2.11 into the trashcan beside the pump and proudly walked into the gas station.

“Hello beautiful, Check out that total!” I said

“You prepaid, moron” he replied.

This is a true story. Even if it’s not, it does not hurt you to pretend it’s true and experience the full range of emotions I just provided for you. So if you’ll just give me your phone number, I’ll be on my way.

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u/8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y 3d ago

Of course it hurts me to be empathetic with you here, since you get rejected? Wtf are you talking about?

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u/whorlax 3d ago edited 3d ago

It's not even wholesome. It's a lame incel fantasy. The author is imagining that he was so good at pumping gas that the cashier wants him to finger her.

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u/binary-survivalist 3d ago

it's a joke francis, not a gas pump nozzle. don't take it so hard

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u/enixthephoenix 3d ago

That's not even what pulled me to "this didn't happen"

I just can't remember the last time you could pump your own gas without prepaying with cash

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u/karelproer 3d ago

It's still normal in Europe

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u/LupineZach 3d ago

It's also normal in the Midwestern USA

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u/Lucky-Bathroom-7302 3d ago

You can do that if you prepay with card

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u/SofisticatiousRattus 3d ago

I hate these sexist incel fantasies of a woman giving you her phone number voluntarily because she willingly wants to have sex with you. Fuck incels

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u/whorlax 3d ago

Finish reading the comment

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u/SofisticatiousRattus 3d ago

I have. Sounds like a teen, maybe a lonely guy, not a member of a group of people that think women should have no right to vote and shoot up schools regularly. Calling everyone incels is insane

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u/whorlax 3d ago

Hmm maybe a lonely teen who is involuntarily celibate?

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u/SofisticatiousRattus 3d ago

nobody uses this term this way, when people talk about "incel ideology" or a "group of incels" they don't mean public library workers, north pole explorers or some blind date night attendants.

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u/SofisticatiousRattus 3d ago

Idk, it's cute, I just thing it's funny to say "if true" about a thing that isn't true

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u/8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y 3d ago

Fair, I didn't word it the best way.

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u/TyeTTR 3d ago

Because if we can just makeup stories nothing is special anymore. Guys I single handedly fought off my countries corrupt government and I’m now a hero.

Things are only special because they really happened. In fiction anything can happen and therefore nothing is special.

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u/8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y 3d ago

Did you ever... Read a book?

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u/TyeTTR 3d ago

The book isn’t claiming to be irl is it? This is. They’re two very very different things.

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u/TheInsaneClownPussie 3d ago

Women cashiers who now have to deal with delusional men who take this at face value don’t benefit from it.

Since we are doing cost benefit analysis what do you get out of pretending this is real?

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u/8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y 3d ago

Even if you take this at face value, worst case a guy will be disappointed when he pays. That is it. So what. This doesn't teach to react like an incel, that would come from somewhere else.

As to why, ofc it's so people who read my answer maybe slowly realize that you are happier if you don't get riled up. Old people know that. I hope for people to reach that state sooner. If I can make one person reach closer to that state by a little bit I am happy with it. Social media loves to make you angry. But it's better to not be angry no?

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u/TheInsaneClownPussie 3d ago

You seem angry with reality

Why do I have to accept this as true or it makes me mad?

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u/8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y 3d ago

I am not angry tho? What makes you think I am? I don't expect you to accept this as true, it's about not caring if it is or not because you get no benefit from believing it is not.

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u/TheInsaneClownPussie 3d ago

you are happier if you don’t get riled up

In the context I hope you can understand this reads like “accept this as true or get mad”

Why do you think that?

What benefit do you get from believing it’s true? When you ask questions without answering them it makes it seem like you are more interested in arguing than having a discussion.

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u/BeNiceLynnie 3d ago

It's physically impossible. There is no way of buying gas that involves paying at the register AFTER you've pumped your gas. The options are either pay inside BEFORE, or pay at the pump with zero human interaction.

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u/8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y 3d ago

....I guess Europe doesn't exist then I suppose.

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u/KGarveth 3d ago

In from Spain. You have to pay first everywhere.

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u/Slytherin_Chamber 3d ago

You don’t in the UK. 

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u/controwler 3d ago

Where I'm from and a handful of other countries I've driven in, you pay after

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u/8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y 3d ago

Not here, but sure. How would you even pay first if you don't know how much it will be?

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u/KGarveth 3d ago

You go to the cashier and ask for 30€ of gas, then you pay 30€.

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u/No-Difficulty1842 3d ago

In the U.S. you swip at the pump and start pumping or you do the annoying thing and go inside, give them 40$, go pump like 30$, and then go get your remaining 10$ or you just go to 40$ and it automatically cuts out.

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u/8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y 3d ago

Not how we do it, what can I say.

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u/No-Difficulty1842 3d ago

I was just explaining the process since you asked .^

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u/FreezeGoDR 3d ago

German here, you pay after pumping here.

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u/Skip_14 3d ago

In Australia, this is how it is done. We pay at the cashier after we have finished filling up, and we use the Aus dollar $. It's funny, we are descendents of thieves and criminals, yet we are trusted enough to not steal fuel.

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u/Significant-Dirt-793 3d ago

There are a few gas stations near me that let you pump first and pay inside, they make you swipe your drivers license first.

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u/No-Difficulty1842 3d ago

Statistically, I'd say there's a strong chance that it has happened somewhere somewhen. Not to this person in particular, but it's happened.

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u/sheetpooster 3d ago

It did, I was the gas😶‍🌫️.

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u/phoenixmusicman 3d ago

Its fiction

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u/Howdidigethere009 3d ago

Someone ban this liar

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u/Lunchboxninja1 2d ago

It did happen but they were both men

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u/CompactAvocado 3d ago

repost/10

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u/Responsible_Ask8323 3d ago

You'd walk into her if u turned around 360 degrees.

But pretty wholesome nonetheless

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u/NeverMeatYourGyros 3d ago

Can still moonwalk away

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u/creampop_ 3d ago

doesn't get classic 360 joke

doesn't even get punchline about hitting trips

useless subreddit lmao

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u/TeFD_Difficulthoon 3d ago

This. I think we might be old.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

The 360 meme is nearly 20 years old. We're just old man.

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u/cepxico 3d ago

Pretty funny that people still fall for the sarcasm every time

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u/Terminator_Puppy 3d ago

I'll have died long before I make my last 360 joke

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u/toothpastespiders 3d ago

That's the part that really got me in this thread. I mean it's not as much of a rotting dead horse as most old memes, but it's still been pretty soundly beaten to death.

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u/tayroarsmash 3d ago

I mean it was a joke that was started about the Xbox 360.

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u/reddit_belongs_to_me 2d ago

Please explain the meme

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u/creampop_ 2d ago

1st is just dumb forum bait

It's called the Xbox 360 bc when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away

2nd is that 4chan posts are numbered semi-randomly, and it's fun to celebrate when u get the last 3 as the same number (trips)

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u/reddit_belongs_to_me 2d ago

Oh, thanks for the explanation, kind sir.

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u/alex74747 3d ago

Depends on th way you're going, clearly still facing her tho

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u/Slytherin_Chamber 3d ago

I can’t believe this still filters newfriends

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u/Flozzer905 3d ago

Thatsthejoke....

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u/Quod_bellum 3d ago

Fabricated and homosexual

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u/Sp00nEater 3d ago

Fake: anon went outside Gay: anon is good with his fingers.

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u/fastcalculatorgang 3d ago

Fake: anon has a car

Gay: the cashier was female

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u/AnInnocentGoose 3d ago

Of artificial and homosexual nature

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u/cheesecroissants 3d ago

he wakes up back in the lab,

“anon use your fingers , show me 4”

a grim existence for this schizo

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u/RealOzSultan 3d ago

Where do they let you pump gas without paying for it first?

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u/RFive 3d ago

Europe.

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u/elianrae 3d ago

Australia

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u/dedokta 3d ago

Except you can't even half fill your tank for $30 in Australia.

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u/grumpher05 3d ago

We also don't call it gas

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u/PotionBoy 3d ago

r/Foundtheamerican

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u/Shot_Reputation1755 3d ago

That's the thing, some states also do this in America

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u/Yoctatrine 3d ago

Meanwhile New Jersey: “It’s illegal to get out of your car and pump your own gas”

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u/Brandonmac100 3d ago

Probably because they know the customer is from New Jersey, and therefore as dense as a rock.

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u/Yoctatrine 3d ago

True they should let drivers of cars with out-of-state license plates to pump no issue

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u/ZeroJDM 3d ago

Canada

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u/Tykras 3d ago

The gas station I worked at around 10 years ago had a button on the register computer to activate any pump before payment, it depends on the owners really. Lots of major chains don't allow it though. (Midwest US)

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u/nooneatallnope 3d ago

They don't let you do that?

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u/BiAroBi 3d ago

How do you do it then?

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u/thr0w4w4y4cc0unt7 3d ago

I've never paid at the register for gas, but I think most places here you go in and tell them you want $X on pump Y and you just give them the money. The pump will stop once it reaches whatever amount you paid

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u/nhp890 3d ago

That seems backwards, what if you want a full tank and not a specific amount?

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u/Jonahb360 3d ago

I believe you give them more cash than you need to fill the tank and they give you change?

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u/nhp890 3d ago

Yeah but do you go in, pay, go out to fill up and then come back again to get your change?

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u/Jonahb360 3d ago

I mean yea? But I feel like most people either pay with a debit card or just give an amount of cash that they know will fit in the tank. Don’t really know anyone who does what I described even if it’s possible

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u/nhp890 3d ago

Every petrol station I’ve been to, you just fill up and go to the counter and pay, seems much easier. Except for the Middle East where there’s attendants at the pump and they take the payment without you getting out of the car

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u/Jonahb360 3d ago

In the US, you pay with a card right at the pump, before filling. No need to walk to a counter or anything, unless you want to pay with cash. Some places have attendants here as well (in New Jersey you can’t pump your own gas).

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u/nhp890 3d ago

Yeah we got the pumps where you can pay too but I’ve had them not work quite right and I prefer to go to the counter

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u/kevin349 3d ago

What if you go and pump gas and then drive away?

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u/nhp890 3d ago

You and your plates get reported to the police

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u/kevin349 3d ago

Seems people would just cover them, but I suppose people are more trusting in other parts of the world.

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u/nhp890 3d ago

The employees will turn off the pump for if a car with covered plates pulls up for obvious reasons

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u/TheInsaneClownPussie 3d ago

It avoids situations where you want a full tank but don’t have the money to pay.

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u/flinjager123 3d ago

I just use my card at the pump. I can either stop it at whatever point I want or let it fill up my tank entirely and stop automatically. I am then charged for whatever that amount was. There's no need to go inside at all.

However, if you only have cash, you need to go inside and pay for more than you want. Once your tank is full, you'll have to go inside to get your change. I hate this way. It's such a pain.

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u/GoombyGoomby 3d ago

America

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u/RealOzSultan 3d ago

Not in most of America. Especially after the gas thefts started.

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u/I_follow_sexy_gays 3d ago

Still in America

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u/Germanball_Stuttgart 3d ago

Germany, Austria, Italy, United Kingdom. These are all the countries I've ever been with a car and can still remember.

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u/Shot_Reputation1755 3d ago

Some states/stations in America

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u/jesterofalltricks 3d ago

I did have a moment where I was so confident in my stopping ability, that I got 25 dollars on the dot without even looking at the counter going up. Needless to say, I was drowning in it that night.

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u/OHW_Tentacool 3d ago

$30.01 🥲🔫

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u/Gr33nreaper101 3d ago

This is fake af lmao

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u/ZephRyder 3d ago

<Finger guns>

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u/Zestylemons44 3d ago

People missing Chris Chan reference have much more of a life than I do

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u/TheNerdMaster69 3d ago

That probably didn't happen, but I choose to believe it did, because it's nicer that way.

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u/Flamestrom 3d ago

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u/Zeeman626 3d ago

Bros like, "I got what I came here for and don't need anything else"

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u/denimpowell 3d ago

Was the money counter a Xbox 360 by chance?

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u/Hefty_Iron_9986 3d ago

Where in the world do you fill your car up before paying?

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u/Shot_Reputation1755 3d ago

From some of the comments I've seen here, every continent in the world, but it depends on the gas stations policies and the local laws

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u/MrGentleZombie 3d ago

One time I spent exactly $30.00 on gas but I didn't stop it. That just happened to be how much space was in my tank before it filled up abd the thing stopped it automatically.

However, it didn't really matter because I'd already paid on my debit card.

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u/Afrojones66 3d ago

And the gas pump clapped.

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u/3chxes 3d ago

easy to be the hero of a story you made up

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u/Calsun 3d ago

Fake and gay

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u/Shirairyu69 3d ago

Either this is a lie, or op is EXTREMELY lucky

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u/Cool_Weird5469 3d ago

Bro living in a fever dream

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u/Catgod262 3d ago

Mom said it was my turn to repost this ;(

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u/NedoWolf 3d ago

Takes receipt, does a spin, walks away backwards, doesnt elaborate

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u/Toxic_Puddlefish 3d ago

Pfft, mans never heard of moon walking

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u/Loading3percent 3d ago

He could've used finger guns...

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u/Ludabutonreddit 2d ago

Then the gas pumps clapped

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u/LucyTheAussieSissy 2d ago

Or preset it to 30 ??

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u/Chai_Enjoyer 1d ago

Bro turned around and then walked backwards still looking at her

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u/Southern-Advance-759 1d ago

Ahh yes turn around 360 degrees and proceeds to go towards the girl except of turning 180 degrees to go back.

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u/jojokingxp 17h ago

And then everyone clapped

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u/stromyoloing 3d ago

I dunno about gay

but this is definitely fake and all in Anon’s head

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u/SunkenBits 3d ago

This is as fake as it gets

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u/SMagimaster 3d ago

360 degrees? did you just come back with the girl?

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u/HailChanka69 3d ago

Fake. Most places you pay first, then fill up

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u/hanz_herpez 3d ago

Never seen that in germany or any other place i‘ve been to yet

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u/Scr1bble- 3d ago

I have never seen that

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u/HailChanka69 3d ago

Fr? Must be a US thing

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u/Scr1bble- 3d ago

Maybe so, I’m from the UK

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u/SadTechnician96 3d ago

There's like, one place in the UK that made me pay first and it really threw me off haha

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u/EmilieEasie 3d ago

You can pay after you fill up in the US too many places

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u/stuyboi888 3d ago

Yea same in Ireland unless its past like 10pm in certain places it will be pay first

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u/Loon-belt 3d ago

Man I’ve never seen that in the us

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u/KELLYMACHATO 3d ago

You turned 360? A full circle and walked into a counter?

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u/Pbobby1 3d ago

gake and fay

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u/1Spiritcat 3d ago

These are getting worse and worse everyday

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u/TyeTTR 3d ago

Fake and pretty pathetic by both the writer and poster.