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u/SeanyfaceYCG 1d ago
As a fellow 48 year old i gotta say damn, nice kitchen
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u/blankarage 1d ago
there’s no range hood/exhaust above a gas range?! i don’t know how practical that is tbh
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u/Urschleim_in_Silicon 2d ago
I’d give her the most cringey, disappointing four minutes of her life.
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u/Alucard_1208 2d ago
see this guy flexing his 4 minutes
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u/BlackLeader70 1d ago
3.5 minutes of kissing
20 seconds of fumbling to stick it in
10 seconds and three pumps
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u/Sternshot44 1d ago
You’re averaging one pump per 3.3 seconds?
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u/cmprsdchse 1d ago
He starts slow and finishes quick.
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u/Sternshot44 1d ago
Title of my autobiography
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u/IdTheDemon 1d ago
And when the doorbell rings because your replacement has arrived, you’d be……Saved by the Bell
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u/Specialist-Garbage94 1d ago
See that’s the difference between you and me I would give the best 17 seconds she’s ever had.
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u/CinnamonJ 2d ago
Still got it!
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u/Raspberries-Are-Evil 2d ago
she is 10x hotter now.
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u/FictionVent 1d ago
Growing up, watching SBTB, I never thought Kelly was super hot. But now she looks amazing. Aged like fine wine.
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u/kdlangequalsgoddess 1d ago
Go watch White Collar. If I were the FBI agent, I wouldn't leave that apartment.
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u/Axilrod 1d ago
Everyone keeps mentioning Saved by the Bell and White Collar, what about 90210 Tiffany:
https://d1qxviojg2h5lt.cloudfront.net/images/01DHN0VHT2SSE37J3H78ND803V/valerie570.webp
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u/EvanHarpell 1d ago
This.
Man I can't wait for them to bring it back.
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u/kdlangequalsgoddess 1d ago
Matt Bomer was and is a delight. He could have made a great Superman, a role Bomer really wanted to play.
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u/SlurmmsMckenzie 1d ago
Had no idea they were, that's awesome.
Won't be the same without Willie Garson, but I am still excited.
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u/Staveoffsuicide 1d ago
I mean she look mostly the same. Ive loved her forever and still love her now just as much. She was wonderful in white collsr
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u/Swamy10 2d ago
I don’t know who she is but now want to drink her bath water
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u/m4n715 1d ago
Back in the 90's she played Kelly Kapowski on the hugely popular after-school sit-com "Saved By the Bell".
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u/moondoggie_00 1d ago
It was a Saturday morning show, not after school.
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u/m4n715 1d ago
Really? Because I definitely watched it after school 5 days a week.
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u/moondoggie_00 1d ago
Really. It came on after the cartoons in the morning containing X-Men which I was big into.
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u/triessohard 1d ago
It was syndicated as an afterschool program because that’s when I watched it as well.
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u/moondoggie_00 1d ago edited 1d ago
The Office plays all day on Comedy Central, nobody is going to claim the show originally aired there even if that is where you watched it.
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u/playcrackthesky 1d ago
Lol. So confident and wrong. You know tv schedules change over time, right?
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u/blackpony04 1d ago
It only ran for 4 seasons and was either in prime time or on Saturday mornings. The after school timing was from after it went into syndication.
But it really was considered a staple of Saturday mornings predominantly and marked the switch from cartoons to live action. I was out of the demographic as I was in my early 20s, but I fully remember it's 11AM (Central) time slot.
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u/aevelasquez_ 1d ago
Thank you for reminding me of this.
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u/evolvolution 1d ago
Every now and then I shoot someone a finger gun like that and this dude is all I can think of.
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u/blast7 2d ago
Became one of my crushes while she was in white collar! And you can't even see how curvaceous she is in this pic!
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u/JonBoy82 2d ago edited 2d ago
There was this show called Saved By the Bell…I’d highly invest in watching it.
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u/GuyanaFlavorAid 1d ago
Except she's infinitely hotter as a middle aged woman than she ever was as a teenager. She has just progressively gotten more attractive. When she got into like.....grownup territory and added some weight Jesus, it was like watching the nitrous hit at the drag strip. Lol She just took off.
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u/JonBoy82 1d ago
Not to many celebs start as childhood crushes and then just get better as we age...
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u/CinnamonJ 1d ago
She has just progressively gotten more attractive.
It’s like she made a deal with the devil!
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u/Low-Helicopter-2696 1d ago
Don't forget Baywatch for a bit. Come for Kapowski, stay for Eggert.
Now I'm questioning myself. Was it Yasmin bleeth and not Tiffany Amber thiessen?
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u/JonBoy82 1d ago
My super strong right forearm back in the 90's might agree with you but it could have been the Yas too...she was a show stopper back in the day.
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u/eggsaladactyl 2d ago
Damn I loved that show. She was an absolute fox in it. Still is but she was then too.
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u/Zolba 2d ago
Well. It's being rebooted now, and she is in it!
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u/LilShenna 1d ago
I thought it was rebooted and then canceled
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u/Zolba 1d ago
https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/white-collar-reboot-willie-garson-1236028159/
This seems quite... confirmed. "We’re gonna reboot. I’m writing the script,” he said on a panel alongside stars Matt Bomer, Tim DeKay and Tiffany Thiessen. Bomer confirmed his involvement, saying, “I’m in!” as DeKay and Thiessen also raised their hands."
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u/3z3ki3l 1d ago
Last I heard there were talks. Hard to believe it would ever work without Willie.
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u/wartornhero2 1d ago
She was hotter than pretty much all of Neil's love interests. Although Matt Bomer is also quite the looker. Definitely was one of the people on my -if I ever get the chance- lists
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u/AZRockets 2d ago
I’d also keep a cardboard cutout of her under my bed like Zack
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u/caffeine-junkie 2d ago
Yea but Zack Morris is trash.
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u/sansaman 1d ago
The person you replied to doesn’t know why he’s trash.
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u/Mike9797 1d ago
Funny thing though. But the creator of those videos and Mark Paul did a podcast together a couple years ago. The premise is that Mark forgot his time filming the episodes and it was a way to do a sort of rewatch of certain episodes while also reviewing and giving Mark Paul’s and the Host’s thoughts on them. It’s not a bad listen if that’s your thing.
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u/TiogaJoe 1d ago
Like her neighbor, Frosty Stilwell, does (former KLSX radio personally). He had to, after she got a restraining order against him for bugging her too much.
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u/Ben_Thar 2d ago
I also went to the University of Queso
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u/DirtyBirdDawg 1d ago
I think she may be more attractive now than she was when she was younger. I always thought that she was pretty, but now? She's fucking breathtaking.
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u/310mbre 2d ago
Met her at a work event when I worked in the "biz" when we were younger. Still maintain she's the most striking female I've ever seen in person, pics don't do her eyes justice. I swear they were sparkling lol
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u/DanishWonder 1d ago
All those guys who yawned over Topanga or Winnie Cooper....Kelly Kapowski was always the hottest (and still is).
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u/SurveySean 2d ago
Don’t know who she is, but she’s certainly pretty.
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u/CheekyMonkE 2d ago
Brady Smith in case you were wondering. He's an actor.
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u/Cannabace 2d ago
A guy you’ve seen in many things. You don’t know his name when you see him, but you know him.
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u/Rounder057 1d ago
I still don’t know if I can forgive her
I mean, cmon! Playing Zack like that for Jeff?!? JEFF!?!
Good thing that Hawaii trip straightened some shit out!
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u/Ed_Zeppelin 1d ago
I got to work with her briefly once.
Even better looking in person. Absolute stunner.
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u/_flatline__ 1d ago
I met her on the set of White Collar. She couldn't have been nicer. She chatted with us for a bit and was sweet to the kids. 10/10
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u/NoCreativeName2016 1d ago
You know that no matter how hot she is at whatever age, her children insist, “ewe, mom, you’re so gross!”
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u/frank1934 1d ago
Imagine walking into your kitchen tomorrow morning and finding her sitting on your counter like that, I’d call the police.
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u/boot2skull 1d ago
No noticeable plastic surgery, didn’t she get the memo? J/k glad she missed the memo.
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u/ThankYouMrUppercut 1d ago
A few years back my friends and I were taking our dogs for a new hike in LA. At the trailhead we asked a woman and her family if it was OK to bring dogs on that hike and she said, "only if they're friendly." At that exact moment I realized I was talking to Kelly Kapowski and absolutely lost my mind trying to stutter out, "what if they're TOO friendly?"
My friends are younger and had no idea who she was :(
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u/Empty-Code-5601 1d ago
I used to have a crush on her when she was on Saved By The Bell. Kelly Kapowski, my grade 3 self loved her lol. She's still a dime, aging beautifully
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u/therealdeviant 1d ago
I didn't find her attractive until she was on fast lane. Then, she just got hotter and hotter.
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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom 1d ago
I’d drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.
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u/JimGodders 1d ago
Trying to position yourself in the hope Adam Buxton transitions to reddit comments?
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u/Grimlocks_Ballsack 1d ago
I’ve met her twice and can confirm she is stunning in person as well as very sweet.
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u/Wookie-Love 1d ago
Tiffani Thiessen, 48, in a heavily doctored photo. She’s still gorgeous nonetheless.
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u/Fair_Consequence1800 1d ago
Damn she lookin good. Didn't know we were that close in age. Oddly remind me a bit of an Ex of mine . Never noticed.
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u/Pandoras_Fate 1d ago
She's incredibly silly and fun. I do events and things as my job and took care of her for an evening. She was in town to promote a cookbook she wrote and called herself "great value Chrissy Teigen," to which I absolutely lost my shit, and she and I laughed for a solid five minutes. She's a total stunner, but her warmth and accessibility made her so gorgeous. By the end of the night, I got to just sit and hang out with her, and it was like hanging out with a friend instead of a client. 15/10 lady for sure.