r/pics • u/Jumajuce • 2d ago

I don’t know why you guys are hating on the Cybertruck so much, it looks fine!

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u/TheJedibugs 2d ago

No joke, I saw this photo in my feed and before reading the title, “CYBERTRUCK” popped straight into my head.

Uncanny.

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u/Jumajuce 2d ago

It’s the shape and color being weirdly exact lol

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u/JPree 2d ago

Trashcanny

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u/Sambutler123 2d ago

I rode behind one earlier and it’s the only time the shape of a car has invoked “trash can” like the cyber truck. Especially from behind.

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u/ShellBeadologist 2d ago

A kind of "junk in the trunk" vibe, you say?

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u/OwlWitty 2d ago

I think it was an Elon’s prank product that came to reality thanks to his fanbois.

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u/lostalaska 2d ago

I see they've made some improvements to the structural integrity of it.

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u/saidaomar 2d ago

I can see you had an upgrade

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u/Jumajuce 2d ago

Paid for the upgraded rims, glad you noticed!

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u/Sal_Ammoniac 1d ago

Extended storage space!

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u/s4burf 2d ago

It’s the little wheels that turn people off.

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u/ToxicBTCMaximalist 1d ago

What it lacks in truck abilities it makes up for with a frunk.

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u/cgally 2d ago

They fixed the rusting problem. Nice job, Elon.

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u/Jumajuce 2d ago

See? All people had to do was give him a minute.

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u/lackofabettername123 2d ago

I got downvoted for asking about the rusting. The guardian podcast said they were rusting more than should be expected.

 Someone said stainless steel still rusts dumbass. Which okay yes but not that much, like hundreds of years and stainless will get like a little bit of brown color on it. 

I was just wondering if anybody had tested the stainless to see what mix they used?

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u/BestBruhFiend 2d ago

It experiences accelerated wear from being driven around at high speed, blasted by air and humidity and all the crap on the road.

You're describing a scenario where it sits in a covered lot undisturbed.

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u/OldeFortran77 2d ago

You can't fool me! A real CyberTruck doesn't have anywhere near that much cargo room!

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u/Jumajuce 2d ago

Extended cab edition!

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u/brickyardjimmy 2d ago

Seems rust free to me

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u/Jumajuce 2d ago

Got that extra ceramic coating

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u/nestcto 2d ago

This thing is more waterproof than a Cybertruck.

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u/Jumajuce 2d ago

It’s design is very human

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u/mssigdel 2d ago

This one is much better than the other fake one I saw in the road.

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u/Jumajuce 2d ago

What do you mean? This is an actual picture of my friends cybertruck.

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u/Tacothekid 2d ago

Saw a bunch of videos about how crappy the Cybertruck is, and it's price of $100,000 is too much. Too that, I say I'd gladly pay 2, or even 3 whole American dollars for one of them. Anything else is too much!

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u/KingleGoHydra 2d ago

Interesting picture that’s not a self-insertion of political beliefs! Very cool!

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u/Abysskitten 2d ago

There's something off about this Cybertruck, I just can't put my finger on it.

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u/Jumajuce 2d ago

Custom white and blue decals on the front and side

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u/Abysskitten 2d ago

Ohhhh, I see it now.

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u/frostygrin 2d ago

It's clearly a convertible.

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u/Jumajuce 2d ago

Got that Jeep soft top flip back

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u/slicktromboner21 2d ago

It does have more cargo capacity.

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u/RandomUserName24680 2d ago

Lots of cargo room.

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u/kooshipuff 2d ago

It's cute!

I don't think I've felt that way about a dumpster before. o.O

..But I kinda wanna pet it, and maybe feed it a lil treat. O.o

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u/Soangry75 2d ago

Well protected vs drones too

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u/coco_xcx 2d ago

ironically it looks nicer than the actual trucks

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u/starman575757 2d ago

AND it's got TWO sunroofs!

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u/grasshoppa_80 2d ago

It’s the prototype that execs sold to Elon.

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u/danhoyle 2d ago

FSD standard.

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u/Able-Hand-4188 1d ago

Dumpster truck fr

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u/dickflip1980 1d ago

It's boxy, but it's good.

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u/TohavDuudhe 1d ago

This is the most savage Cyber truck burn I've seem

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u/etownrawx 1d ago

I think that's actually a Russian "turtle truck"

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u/Intelligent-Funny-73 1d ago

You cant appreciate what a no style piece of crap that truck is till you drive by one in person like I did the other day.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Age-638 1d ago

This must be the compact version

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u/Kiwipop46 11h ago

My wife said that if I buy her a Cybertruck she will send her fat sister to "Sort me out"

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u/Jumajuce 11h ago

I honestly have no idea how to interpret that

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u/juitar 6h ago

Where can I get those aftermarket rims?

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u/Pickles2027 2d ago

How much extra for those decals and handles? Neat add-ons!

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u/Jumajuce 2d ago

Only 6k!

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u/Pickles2027 2d ago

Lol! 😆

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u/mfyxtplyx 2d ago

"Dumpster on wheels" is my new Cybertruck go-to.

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u/Jumajuce 2d ago

I don’t get it, I even posted a picture of an actual cyber truck, why do people keep calling it a dumpster!?

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u/username_elephant 2d ago

You can tell that's not a real cybertruck because it's not also on fire.

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u/Jumajuce 2d ago

It’s an actual picture of a cybertruck don’t be mean

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u/DontLook_Weirdo 2d ago

Nice mod, I see you went a lil rich and decided to get it waterproof. Good call

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u/Jumajuce 2d ago

Gotta protect the brand 😤

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u/striykker 2d ago

False photo. It's not on fire.

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u/Jumajuce 2d ago

This was just taken before the fire

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u/striykker 2d ago

Ah. Sorry didn't realize it hadn't been started yet.

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u/Jumajuce 2d ago

Yeah I mean, it DID catch fire after but not until later that evening.

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u/Ecstaticismm 2d ago

Kind of a dumpster fire

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u/ChinaCatProphet 2d ago

I see Elon has solved the "smash the window with a hammer" issue.

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u/Jumajuce 2d ago

Hammer resistant plastic

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u/ChinaCatProphet 2d ago

Man's a genius 👏

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u/Lazy-Street779 2d ago

lol. What about those tiny front wheels?

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u/Jumajuce 2d ago

Paid extra for the upgraded rims man

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u/Lazy-Street779 2d ago

Oh I missed that one! Lol.

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u/JPL2020 2d ago

Send this to r/photoshop and have wheels, windshield, doors, and lights added, and I’m sure you can convince people this is the next generation of Cyber Truck.

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u/JesusIsMySecondSon 2d ago

Cyber Junk

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u/Jumajuce 2d ago

What a cyber dunk

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u/laberdog 2d ago

Cyber urinal is now going to become synonymous with a dumpster fire generating memes for years. Can’t wait till the first one self immolates

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u/Jumajuce 2d ago

….that’s real?

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u/laberdog 2d ago

Indeed

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u/TotesNotaBot0010101 2d ago

Derp on the herp

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u/deletesystemthirty2 2d ago

god damnit mr lahey, are you on the liquor again?!

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u/bewarethetreebadger 2d ago

Oh! You cheeky booger!

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u/Fabulous_Log_9345 2d ago

In all honesty that’s a nice dumpster! Any baby would be over the moon with that

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u/Left_Tea_2083 2d ago

This one still works in the rain

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u/internet_spy 2d ago

The cyberdumpster here is at least all lined up properly, no breaks in its paneling

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u/WHAMMYPAN 2d ago

More room AND can get wet for longer than 4 seconds.

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u/bwoah07_gp2 2d ago

Lol! This is truly hilarious 😂 

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u/rockinGWhores 2d ago

No way that’s a cybertruck; the sheet metal seams are welded together perfectly

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u/D1CKSH1P 2d ago

Exactly

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u/Contagious_Zombie 2d ago

Ah yes the good old cyberdump

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u/Ok_Series_4580 2d ago

It’s garbage!

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u/287fiddy 2d ago

CyberHome CyberRV CyberSub

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u/Odaecom 2d ago

At least this is ugly in a cute way, the other thing is just ugly.

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u/ptahbaphomet 2d ago

Bet this will haul family better cybertruck 2.0

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u/Jumajuce 2d ago

slaps cover

You can fit so many bodies in here!

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u/ptahbaphomet 2d ago

Why it’s popular in Texas

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u/3agle_CO 2d ago

Isn't that Biden campaign HQ?

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u/Carbon-Base 2d ago

Nah, this one gathers the trash of many people, while the other one is one man's trash.