r/nextfuckinglevel • u/just-new-4416 • 5d ago

Two siblings painting their dad's coffin like he taught them how to paint cars.

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u/dAnKsFourTheMemes 5d ago

"Miranda's body shop"

Not a great label for a coffin, considering it's contents.

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u/-TheDerpinator- 5d ago

"For all your parts and bodywork!"

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u/Scheissekasten 5d ago

One convenient location in central Transylvania.

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u/MrHazard1 4d ago

Southern Transylvania*

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u/halotraveller 5d ago

Next thing you know we gotta include a Miranda with every purchase

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u/tothemoonandback01 5d ago

The final chop shop

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u/nikatnight 5d ago

That’s the dad’s shop. Miranda is his surname.

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u/_Owl_Jolson 5d ago

Bunch of uncultured buffoons in this thread that don't realize an artist always signs their work.

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u/ForensicPathology 5d ago

The commenter was just making a pun on the word "body"

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u/TheLastZimaDrinker 4d ago

Please let the stupids frolic in their bay of stupidity.

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u/identicalelbows 4d ago

Body shop 

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u/siphodeus 5d ago

Great label for a mortician though!

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u/Acceptable-Cow6446 5d ago

Hear me out: drive through mortician. “Autobody Experts.”

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u/carlimpington 4d ago

You kill 'em, we chill 'em!

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u/ExtrudedPlasticDngus 5d ago

That is precisely what makes it great!

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u/angelomoxley 5d ago

"I don't know what I expected"

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u/ycnz 5d ago

Fantastic label.

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u/carrotjuice 5d ago

Time to check the oil!

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u/Competitive_Lie2628 5d ago

Pimp my crypt

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u/Dazzling-Grass-2595 5d ago

Wonder if they sell kidneys...

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u/CptKoma 4d ago

It's his last ultimate Dad Joke, nothing but respect

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u/Raspbers 4d ago

Omg, I didn't even clock that at first. xDD

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u/juicegodfrey1 3d ago

Honestly I think it fits even better. Were I the deceased, this would be funny. Maybe have a slogan on there too

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u/uXN7AuRPF6fa 5d ago

Miranda was his mom.