r/nextfuckinglevel • u/just-new-4416 • 5d ago

Two siblings painting their dad's coffin like he taught them how to paint cars.

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u/tippitt713 5d ago

It was also very thoughtful of them to write Miranda's Body Shop on it. I guess dad also taught them the value of advertising.

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u/just-new-4416 5d ago

Dad wasn't a gatekeeper, he's telling the dead where he got his style from.

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u/Antique-Car6103 5d ago

He’s promoting his shop in the afterlife.

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u/Righteousaffair999 5d ago

1,000 years from now this is going to create archeological confusion

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u/DrawohYbstrahs 5d ago

mostly as to how the fuck this paint job lasted 1,000 years

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u/badomenbaddercompany 5d ago

King Tut could never!

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u/LucasWatkins85 4d ago

2000 years old Chinese mummy still has blood in her veins. Considers as the world’s best preserved mummy.

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u/Odd_Analysis6454 5d ago

There’s 86 layers of clear coat on that bad boy

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u/Shoddy-Ad8143 4d ago

That was my first thought ....that is a shit load of clear.

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u/jindc 5d ago

They put some sealer on it.

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u/Bender_2024 5d ago

Quality products never die.

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u/Righteousaffair999 4d ago

I wish they added wheels and a bunch more random accessories.

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u/Pinksters 4d ago

A spoiler that pops up when the lid closes.

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u/findhumorinlife 4d ago

Maybe some lift kits on one end? 🎵Looowwww riiiider….

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u/Crytist888 10h ago

Ya I completely agree throw some hydraulics on that bad boy and let it pop once awhile in the graveyard 🪦

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u/Budget-Rip-9418 5d ago

😂😂😪

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u/bishtap 4d ago

They or AI will check a Reddit archive and find out

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u/Mindless-Bus-893 5d ago

"Body Shop" might confuse them 10x more LOL

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u/FeliusSeptimus 3d ago

If I'm ever a spirt I'd suppose I might want to find a good body shop.

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u/BlumpkinLord 4d ago

1,000 years from now this will inspire lowrider style spaceships and hovercars to remind them of swags past

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u/DPileatus 4d ago

Orale pues!

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u/Theons 4d ago

They'll google it and this post will show up

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u/Righteousaffair999 4d ago

Assume the solar flare has destroyed all computers

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u/MuzikPhreak 4d ago

“As you can see, it says ‘Body Shop’. Our working theory right now is that this is where they created the bodies.”

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u/Don_Diego_3000 4d ago

Especially since it says “body shop”

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u/Admirable-Builder878 2d ago

"Remind me to never use Miranda's, this body is in horrible condition."

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u/DownWithHisShip 5d ago

that's how you get a $10k coffin as a tax writeoff

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u/OriginalIce8909 4d ago

pfffffffffffff lol thats the best comment ever

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u/SuperDuperTurtle 5d ago

Appropriate since there will be plenty of ghost riding.

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u/Anarchyantz 4d ago

It is also more technically correct, given it's his body....

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u/astride_unbridulled 5d ago

Check muh style out

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Screen Shotting this just for this moment...
AND, he's clearly not advertising to the dead, it's to the soon to be dead. He convinced Charon to give the old ferry an old razzle dazzle and turn it into a casino boat with legitimate books, key the rtj tho.

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u/mibonitaconejito 4d ago

This is so much a dad thing to do 'Like my coffin? Yep MY BOYS painted it! Here, call them! They'll do an excellent job for you too!' Lol

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u/PositiveGrass187 4d ago

Real car guys do this..

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u/I_like_short_cranks 4d ago

"Body" Shop!!