r/funny • u/Birdie_Num_Num • 5d ago

Ronaldo pulled off at half time

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No wonder he hasn’t retired yet

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u/CuteGrayRhino 5d ago

Messi and Ronaldo both getting handjobs in the middle of matches. Their abuse of power has gone off the rails.

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u/Deathleach 4d ago edited 4d ago

How is this abuse of power? It looks like those medics have him right by the balls.

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u/CuteGrayRhino 4d ago

They want the medics' hands there to get off. It's a power move by both definitely.

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u/lostindanet 4d ago

a latex glove and some lube can do wonders.

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u/DontStopNowBaby 4d ago

That depends if they're medically qualified for the job.

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u/GANDORF57 4d ago

They looked to be well equipped...brought out the medical grade penis pump and enough KY for the whole league. \These new perk riders on footbol signing contracts are becoming quite specific.)

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u/EchoInternational610 4d ago

I can't believe this comment doesn't have more up votes. 

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u/SuperSmashDan1337 4d ago

Give us time it's only an hour old!

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u/MegaWaffle- 4d ago

Only Renaldo is allowed to get it up.

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u/kgergis_ 4d ago

"She gripping all over my balls like i gotta move type shit"

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u/SoRedditHasAnAppNow 4d ago

Getting a handjob on the pitch would indeed be Messi

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u/edipo-s 4d ago

Ba Dum Tss

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u/NationalAlgae421 4d ago

Their job is to make your body feel better, they are trained for this bro.

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u/KilllerWhale 4d ago

The little dicktator

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u/companysOkay 4d ago

Not beating off the allegations

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u/RepublicAggressive92 3d ago

Looks like the only thing to get off there was Ronaldo.

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u/HeroeDeFuentealbilla 4d ago

Luckily one of them understands the meaning of consent and isn’t the real life Patrick Bateman

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u/TGXD- 4d ago

I can’t stand Master Bateman

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u/quite_white 4d ago

Google Messi 14 for more info on why Ronaldo is the 🐐