r/funny • u/Birdie_Num_Num • 5d ago

Ronaldo pulled off at half time

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No wonder he hasn’t retired yet

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u/Flynn_JM 5d ago

The moaning,  the panting,  the screaming,  the breathing? 

Fake, fake,  fake,  fake!

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u/el_throw 5d ago

Sex...? To save the friendship....?

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u/Flynn_JM 5d ago

I'll give you 30 minutes!! Lol

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u/dcoolidge 5d ago

I was in the water!

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u/HornyBrownLad 5d ago

Pool*

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u/Tfsz0719 4d ago

It shrinks?