Ronaldo pulled off at half time

[u/Birdie_Num_Num]

No wonder he hasn’t retired yet

[u/xxJesse_Pinkmanxx]

Get in there, doc... was the wrong thing to say!

[u/ThisIsGettinWeirdNow → u/xxJesse_Pinkmanxx]

Step doc

[u/TripolarMan → u/ThisIsGettinWeirdNow]

And now I learned what "pulled off" means in Europe

[u/Eusocial_Snowman → u/TripolarMan]

That's not a European thing. It's what your parents called jacking off before your peers were groomed by 4chan and started calling it "going goonies mode".

[u/cavelioness → u/TripolarMan]

I don't think just in Europe, I feel like it's a euphemism that was more popular in, like, the 70's and 80's.

[u/Eusocial_Snowman → u/xxJesse_Pinkmanxx]

It's a legitimate recovery technique, okay?

[u/Mysterious_Ad_1085 → u/xxJesse_Pinkmanxx]

Anybody else notice that that dude has chicken wing arms ?