r/funny • u/Birdie_Num_Num • 5d ago

Ronaldo pulled off at half time

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No wonder he hasn’t retired yet

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u/Flynn_JM 5d ago

The moaning,  the panting,  the screaming,  the breathing? 

Fake, fake,  fake,  fake!

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u/andrew_1515 5d ago

I think it moved

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u/el_throw 5d ago

Sex...? To save the friendship....?

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u/Flynn_JM 5d ago

I'll give you 30 minutes!! Lol

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u/dcoolidge 5d ago

I was in the water!

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u/HornyBrownLad 5d ago

Pool*

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u/Tfsz0719 4d ago

It shrinks?

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u/Mr_programming86 4d ago

The day after she leaves you.

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u/Grantetons 5d ago

Hey you wouldn't happen to have any of that mango left would you?

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u/IslandMist 5d ago

I can't be excited at Seinfeld in this period

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u/3rdp0st 5d ago

"Not that there's anything wrong with that!"

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u/Heisenbugg 5d ago

Thats a shame

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u/imp_st3r 5d ago

I think he just lost the contest

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u/gikigill 5d ago

Eat the mangoes!

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u/Tfsz0719 4d ago

I though you’d be good till spring

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u/National_Track8242 5d ago

Pretty good huh?

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u/Archy38 5d ago

Lol why did I sing those words as if it was Five Finger Death Punch's "The Bleeding"

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u/cool_arrrow 4d ago

eats pizza and chips on the couch

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u/edipo-s 4d ago

Got to love Elaine!!!

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u/JunglePygmy 5d ago

It moved!

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u/Budget_Put7247 5d ago

Its football, what do you expect, they are used to faking everything.