r/funny • u/Birdie_Num_Num • 5d ago

Ronaldo pulled off at half time

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No wonder he hasn’t retired yet

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u/thathopmess 5d ago

That’s it I’m finding a soccer team

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u/TimmyOneShoe 4d ago

I'm a medic

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u/mnid92 4d ago

uwu I fell can u pls help me big strong medic?

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u/wobbly_doo 4d ago

What are you doin step-medic?

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u/TimmyOneShoe 4d ago

I noticed that you're stuck on the ground step soccer player 🥹

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u/ahmadtheanon 5d ago

Count me in.

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u/KINX369 4d ago

It's football.

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u/gahlo 4d ago

Blame the English.

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u/sleepytipi 4d ago

🦶🏼 + ⚽ = 🤔

🏈 + 👐🏿 = 🤔

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u/Speculaas1 4d ago

As the medic?

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u/Cluelessish 4d ago

Are you good at giving massages?

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u/AlternativeAd307 4d ago

If you like receiving hand jobs from older men, there might be easier ways. Or are you the old man?