r/facepalm • u/DenriadaWalm • 3d ago
Adult pool party wtf is that đ˛âđŽâđ¸âđ¨â
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u/Bardsie 3d ago
See the problem here is the host sent out invites that said "pool party" when what they were expecting was a garden party that just happened to be next to a pool.
A garden party is standing around in the garden chit chatting with a drink and eating nibbles. A pool party utilises the pool.
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u/Frap_Gadz 2d ago
Imagine the other scenario where you advertise a pool party and it's actually just a garden party with either no pool or a pool to rival the DashCon ball pit.
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u/Unique-Abberation 2d ago
"Pool Party"
Party is at the beach
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u/Jimmni 2d ago
Like that lemon party I went to and was like âwhere the fuck are my lemons.â
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u/SweetMurderist 2d ago
Mannnnnn, as a fan of lemons, that would piss me off, hahaha
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u/Cthulu95666 2d ago
Was old Dick there? Itâs not a lemon party without old Dick!
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u/cutiecakepiecookie 2d ago
I guess you'd make the same face if you were to eat both
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u/fearlessfroot 2d ago
Ala DashCon would the ball pit come pre-pissed in or would that be expected to happen during the party?
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u/Frap_Gadz 2d ago
Oh I would probably expect the guests to supply their own piss
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u/Bardsie 2d ago
I have heard the anecdote that Chris Pratt keeps throwing BBQs and not serving food.
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u/ricktor67 2d ago
How does he keep getting worse?
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u/Mozhetbeats 2d ago
I can excuse homophobia, but I draw the line at foodless barbecues
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u/Lucky-Asparagus-7760 2d ago
He should just host a party throwing BBQs. See who can yeet the BBQ the furthest. 3 categories (charcoal, propane, and pit).
Edit: to add smokers are a separate challengeÂ
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u/SithNerdDude 2d ago
That's when the new/young blood get money. Accidentally had a pool party and didn't even know what a garden party was. Embarassing.
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u/HelpfulSeaMammal 2d ago
They served caviar with metal spoons. Metal with caviar. My wife nearly fainted from the faux pas.
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u/RugerRedhawk 2d ago
We call them cookouts or bbqs.
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u/Bardsie 2d ago
That implies hot/ cooked food will be served too. A garden party can just be cold platters of small food. (Pre-made sandwich, cocktail sausages on a stick, cheese board etc.)
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u/AmaResNovae 2d ago
Some people really just want to make things complicated for the sake of sounding posh. Wanna have a party? Say party and be done with it, dammit!
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u/shakygator 2d ago
Oh you must mean a soiree.
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u/Axelxxela 2d ago
âď¸A SoirĂŠe is in the evening, a garden party happens during daylight
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u/SupermarketSecure728 2d ago
HOW HAVE I BEEN MISSING ALL OF THESE EVENTS?!?! I HAVE NO INVITES TO GARDEN PARTIES, SOIREES, POOL PARTYS, BBQS, CHILDREN'S BIRTHDAYS, BAR MITZVAHS...
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u/Zestyclose-Smell-788 2d ago
Come on over to my house. We're having a Dungeons and Dragons party. đ¤
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u/NotQuiteNick 3d ago
Why not drink cocktails and chat in the pool thatâs right there
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u/infinite123456 2d ago
I have actually sat on a inflatable chair in the pool sipping cocktails, its just hard to get refills when the waiters refuse to wade into the pool to give it to you
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u/NekroVictor 2d ago
You see, thatâs why you need to make the cocktails en mass, in big dispensers by the pool side. Just paddle over to the edge, and refill.
Yes, Iâve run a few adult pool parties, and every time everyone has swam. Who doesnât swim at a pool party?
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u/Last-Bee-3023 2d ago
Imma gonna teach you the most important German word when it comes to pool parties like that:
ARSCHBOMBE
Do not give yourself an enema.
You lot are far too polite to lame people.
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u/kirby_krackle_78 2d ago
đľarschbombe, arschbombe, you're my arschbombe
You can give it to me when I need to come along đľ
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u/Magenta_Logistic 2d ago
Well call that jump a "Cannon Ball." It is second only to the Jack Knife (a.k.a. the Can-Opener) for splashing bystanders.
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u/P4intsplatter 2d ago
That video never gets old. It's hilarious that dude is now probably in his late 50s/ early 60s.
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u/devo9er 2d ago edited 2d ago
The sad reality is most "adults" don't feel comfortable exposing themselves in front of their fragile and superficial social circles. They fly under the guise of letting their kids splash around and play while the parents reserve themselves for more mature small talk etc. F-That! I'm getting in the pool with my kids for a bit and doing cannonballs!
We went on a recent travel sports weekend tournament trip a few hours away last weekend. Stayed at A WATER PARK hotel. I was the only one of two parents that went swimming and did the slides with the kids. I had a blast. A few parents are a little heavier but totally average and acceptable. There were complete strangers showing it all and yet this group of people all familiar with one another seemed less comfortable because their association. I had a pool side drink or two with the parents and said see ya later! Water slides!
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u/Paddington_the_Bear 2d ago edited 2d ago
As an American who has lived both in Europe and Asia, and grew up on the swim team, other American's nervousness with being even half nude around others is humorous.
Japanese onsens are some of the most relaxing places you can go in your life. Nothing like being completely nude soaking in the hot springs of Mt. Fuji with a clear blue sky.
However, it takes special bravery to wade through the nude shower rooms of a Korean swimming pool.
German baden badens get a special mention.
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u/MediocreDot3 2d ago
It's even worse in the south  Â
The other day I was in the sauana, I had a bathing suit and a towel on.Â
The rules even say street clothes are not allowed Â
Some guy asked me in a really disgusted way if I was naked the other day. I just told him "are you keeping an eye out or something?"Â
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u/mydaycake 2d ago
I have been naked in a few saunas, in Germany I was in a mix one and 50% were naked with just a towel because hygiene. They even allowed naked swimming in one of the indoor pools. I was not the best nor the worst body around and I wasnât there to be on the lookout
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u/bluehelmet 2d ago
In German public saunas, usually everyone is naked - clothes aren't permitted, except the sauna hats very few people choose to wear.
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u/pyscward 2d ago
My only problem in the sauna is when a guy leaves in the nude and you see that schlong imprint, then notice it's the only seat available. Other than that, free the willy Billy
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u/MediocreDot3 2d ago
That's also gross, dude needs to lay down a towel.Â
Those people will end up with one hell of an infection some day
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u/ZekeRidge 2d ago
At my gym, people come into the sauna because they believe that is the same as stretching and warming up⌠itâs not
Instead, youâre just the sweaty guy out on the gym floor touching everything
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u/MediocreDot3 2d ago
People exercising in the sauna is fucking disgusting
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u/ZekeRidge 2d ago
Itâs supposed to be relaxing, but thereâs always someone in there either rapping along to their headphones, or the most aggressive offenders will drag dumbbells in there with them
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u/DrEnter 2d ago
Iâm in American on Crete right now. Yes, there are very attractive people minimally dressed on the beaches⌠interspersed with a lot of less attractive people of all body types equally minimally dressed. Itâs not too hard to fit in when no one cares, and most definitely no one cares.
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u/Caign 2d ago
Now you've made me curious.. Why?
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u/Paddington_the_Bear 2d ago
Koreans tend to not have any concept of personal space, so when a tall, naked caucasian guy walks into the shower they all stare in amazement lol.
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u/shipsaplenty 2d ago
I was in the port of busan and went out with some shipmates, we found our way to Texas Street. A black shipmate and I go to the head at the same time to drain the lizard, and luckily, there are 3 urinals... shortly after we begin a local walks in, brakes bro code and takes the middle urinal and starts meat gazing. I just want to finish up and leave, but my shipmate tells the guy, "Eyes front." Local guy gets a big, innocent, drunk smile and says. "Ohhh American man biiiiig... but Brack man much bigga. " So yes, personal space apparently isn't a thing.
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u/Cucumberneck 2d ago
In eastern Germany it is still pretty common to go swimming naked with your friends. There's usually alcohol involved but doesn't have to I know almost all of my friends naked, also my parents, grandparents and a lot of their friends.
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u/Aihaya07 2d ago
As an Argentine I donât understand why Americans are so âunfriendlyâ/non-close.
One of those things is being half nude, like itâs totally fine, but they are so afraid of it.
But from what I see of Americans itâs seems to stem from a bigger issue, Americans are just not that friendly it would seem, not in a treating everyone like shit way but more in a friendship doesnât matter way. Like you guys donât seem to have close groups of friends and would seem to care way more about your economical status.
Although I might be hella wrong so who knows
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u/1Lc3 2d ago
I personally thinks it's our history. The first European settlers was Spanish missionaries (prudes) then came the puritans (bigger prudes). Pretty much our whole history with nudity is it's bad being naked automatically means sex. And now those same kind of people are pushing for a Christian faciest state and many hold major political offices. We are also the same way about men and women being friends. Basically if a man and woman are friends then it automatically means they are having sex and should be shunned. I do wish I could afford to at least visit a country where people have a little better sense.
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u/Villagedog_lady 2d ago
This is one of the myriad of reasons I really enjoy our (Finnish) sauna culture. Even in circles that donât do coed sauna, the same genders will usually go in groups. Itâs customary to go cool outside and even in a lake in between bouts of sauna, so you often end up standing around with your tits out and a long drink in your hand talking to others equally naked. It truly is the great equaliser. Sometimes in bigger groups, usually when people are tipsy, especially with women compliments start flying around! âYour skin is so smooth! Your back is so toned! I wish my breasts were more like yours! I love your hips! You have great legs!â It sounds super weird written down like this but itâs really wholesome.
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u/gwaybz 2d ago
"Nice penis, veli !"
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u/Villagedog_lady 2d ago
Hahah jsyk, Finns donât really call each other bros in Finnish, unless theyâre Romani.
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u/GelattoPotato 2d ago
Amen. I worked for 1,5 years traveling to Vantaa every other week. My daily routine was taking a naked sauna at the hotel after work. It is brilliantly relaxing and surprisingly normalized. Nobody cares you are naked and we all were total strangers.Â
I even had a black sauna with colleagues from work when the project ended. Old style wooden cabin were they light a fire inside for hours to gain temp and then vent the smoke before you use it. Going from that sauna to sit on the snow while drinking beers completely naked was just great.
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u/Biippy 2d ago
You're my kinda guy. I did the same at my neighbour's 3 year old daughter's bday party. Salmon dives all day!
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u/EL-BURRITO-GRANDE 3d ago
Because glass in the pool is big risk. Should it break you have a bunch of invisible shards at the bottom.
Now if they had plastic or metal cups, that would change things.
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u/Ilikesnowboards 3d ago
If only such technology existed.
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u/AnatolyVII 2d ago
Someone should invent that, sounds like a great idea
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u/MediocreProfeshional 2d ago
You need more than a few ounces of courage to become an inventor because it can often be a solo endeavor.
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u/Silver-ishWolfe 2d ago edited 2d ago
That's a hefty ask. I'd never make it, because I have courage like paper...
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u/the_girl_Ross 2d ago
I dream of the red plastic cups
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u/DoyersLakeShow 2d ago
I invented an atom bomb insteadâŚclose enough?
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u/MiamiPower 2d ago
âNow I am become Death. The destroyer of worlds and pool parties đââď¸ đ
Cannon BALL! đŚđââď¸đ
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u/barrysmitherman 2d ago
Impossible. Theyâre called âglassesâ not âmetals-esâ
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u/Busterlimes 2d ago
Nobody said they were drinking out of glass
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u/GMHolden 2d ago
But it's for adults. Only children use plastic cups. /s
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u/bored_person71 2d ago
Well I have nice plastic cups that are made for drinks around pools so who's laughing now ... They even float when empty short of giving them to sink so you never have to pull them from the bottom... lol l
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u/JavaJapes 2d ago
Same. We toured a winery that sold some nice looking but plastic wine glasses for this exact purpose. They have come in very handy whenever we find ourselves near a pool and want a drink that isn't canned.
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u/Witchgrass 2d ago
It's weird you assumed they used glasses
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u/TwiterlessTahd 2d ago
But then he would have missed the classic "Umm, ackshually..." Reddit moment.
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u/lostmonster 2d ago
Would a human skull be an acceptable drinking vessel while in a pool?
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u/-newlife 3d ago
Glass utilized by people drinking cocktails poolside is still a risk. Drunk people do lose coordination, glass can still fall, glass falling on a hard surface can still shatter.
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u/ActivisionBlizzard 3d ago
More of a risk than in the pool imo.
Standing around the pool you can slip, walk in to the pool or drop your glass at the edge.
There is still risk when inside the pool ofc but itâs lesser.
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u/usingallthespaceican 2d ago
Dropping a glass on the edge of the pool is much worse than dropping it IN the pool, because most of the time, that second one won't break... the first one can send splinters into the water still
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u/AgentOfDreadful 2d ago
Iâve been on holiday where people drink in the pool.
Anyone that has been drunk knows there comes a point where the âsealâ is burst, and you have to frequent the toilet.
During parties where people drink in the pool, they do not frequent the toiletâŚ
Thatâs one reason
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u/FustianRiddle 2d ago
I don't trust people to not pee in the pool no matter the circumstances so live in a world where I just don't think about it.
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u/Biippy 2d ago
I have no qualms with piss in a pool.
Even if a piss was 500ml, and it was to be deposited into a 50,000L pool, that is a 1:100,000 ratio, which means the pool is 0.001% piss. I've done way grosser things.
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u/embarrassed_error365 3d ago
Why did they call it a pool party if it was supposed to just be a party at a place that merely happens to have a poolâŚ
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u/pillbuggery 2d ago
Because they're stupid, apparently. It makes zero sense to me. You're not required to go swimming at a pool party, but I have never in my life heard of a pool party where the assumption wasn't that most people there would be getting wet or at least wearing a bathing suit.
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u/RetPala 2d ago
most people there would be getting wet
Now we're talking
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u/TheFlamingLemon 2d ago
Honestly thatâs what I thought when they said âadult âpool partyââ
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u/MemeGlider 2d ago
âHow come âadultâ toys are always things for you to shove up your ass, and never like, a cool race-car?â - Norm MacDonald
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u/Dendrodes 2d ago
Same. That's really the only place my mind can go if you say "adult pool party". At the very least it'd be a topless/nude party.
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u/RavinMunchkin 2d ago
Agreed. I get invited to a pool party, there are definitely people in bathing suits and swimming involved. This is with a friend group aged 30-50.
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u/Coooturtle 2d ago
Just looked this guy up, he's like 35. He just hangs out with boring as fuck people.
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u/WiSoSirius 2d ago
Everyone is invited to my Ceiling Fan Party. That way, all my guests know that I have a ceiling fan even though we will be outside and in the pool instead.
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u/planetarylaw 2d ago
Lol I would be down for your ceiling fan party. I love parties so much. I'm like the Leslie Knope of parties. If there's a party, I'm bringing all the good shit and we will have fun.
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u/hauttdawg13 2d ago
I doubt it. A have a couple friends with pools and they throw pool parties constantly. Iâm yet to go to one (barring the water being too cold early in pool season) that people didnt get in the water.
Got most people itâs usually kind of a cycle.
Get a drink,
hop in the pool for half an hour,
finish your drink
Get out of pool to grab drink
Chat for 30 minutes while you finish your drink
Get hot, grab another drink
Into the pool
Repeat.
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u/SPamlEZ 2d ago
How else are they going to let everyone know they have a pool? Â Also itâs to make them feel better about having a pool they invested in and never use and is now a maintenance headache and takes up a portion of the yard instead of a nice patio and fire pit.
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u/Chunquela-vanone 3d ago
I once was invited to a pool party, showed up in my trunks and so it happened that we were playing pool, indoors. The English language is so messed up.
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u/NotRwoody 2d ago
Tbh anyone that says "pool party" and means the table game is intentionally trying to fuck with you
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u/Jiquero 2d ago
The "adult pool party" in the title also sounds like someone is intentionally trying to fuck with you.
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u/NotRwoody 2d ago
I've been to many adult pool party's where pretty much everyone was in the pool. Just the vibes of that person's crowd was off, imo.
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u/03xoxo05 2d ago
Huh. I read this as âadult pool partyâ sounds like someone is intentionally trying to fuck you.
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u/embarrassed_error365 3d ago
That.. Is fucking hilarious đ
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Honestly, I kind of hope I get invited to a pool đą party so I can intentionally show up in my swim trunks.
Or maybe I'll do it the other way and show up to a pool đ party with my own pool cue and act disappointed.
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u/IchmachneBarAuf 2d ago
The other way with the cue when everyone is prepared to chill at the pool would be even more hilarious haha
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u/Krell356 2d ago
Bring both and have the pool cue hiding in a pool noodle. Then you're prepared either way.
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u/redditing_Aaron 2d ago
If they play that game where you knock down people piggybacking on their shoulders then you win
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u/depressed-kun 2d ago
Thatâs the Winger guarantee
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u/SheepInWolfsAnus 2d ago
Thank you for this, didnât even click on the link and I know what it is.
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u/devo9er 2d ago
It's like the, "Dress like a biker" part from Super Troopers đ
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u/dumbnotstupid 2d ago
The reverse happened to one of my wife's friends just a few weeks ago! She thought we were all playing billiards and showed up in a cocktail dress. She is a moved to the States recently from Eastern Europe so even though her English is great, there's still some cultural stuff that she's getting the hang of. To her credit she just said fuck it and got in the pool in her dress and proceeded to have a great time!
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u/Redditauro 2d ago
I always play pool on my trunks just in case that happens to me
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u/bitches_love_pooh 2d ago
This reminds me of when we were going to play poker and asked a friend to bring the chips. He showed up with 2 bags of potato chips instead of the poker chips we needed to play.
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u/FeralSquirrels 3d ago
In my mind, he's the only one truly attending that pool party
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u/michiness 2d ago
Last year I finally went to a nighttime pool party/club in Vegas. My friend and I wore our swimsuits and then were like "why is no one in the pool...?" So we got in and were dancing and having a great time in the water, and had it all to ourselves.
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u/Warsplit01 3d ago
when he said adult pool party i automatically assumed it was going to be an orgy in the pool
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u/creamywhitemayo 3d ago
Or at least something that starts out with the wives floating in Costco floats while the husbands grill during daylight hours; but after hours, someone has drug a disco light from inside and a drunken cannonball contest has begun while a Bluetooth speaker blares a Millenial Anthems playlist.
There is probably a hot dog and a shoe floating in the pool. Someone's phone definitely got ruined accidentally. The phrase, "I'm gonna regret this" has definitely been uttered about something.
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u/Dinn_the_Magnificent 3d ago
Can I come to this party?
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u/EudamonPrime 3d ago
I thought the same. I thought the punchline was along the lines of him being the only non -naked person.
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u/DrunkOnRedCordial 2d ago
Yes, I thought she was going to explain he didn't need his bathing suit because everyone else in the pool would be naked.
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u/Holymaryfullofshit7 3d ago
My thoughts exactly.
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u/HillsHoistGang 2d ago
Sex in water is no where near as fun as it sounds. I'll take a regularly orgy thanks.
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u/Matticus-G 2d ago
Yeah when I hear âadultâ version of anything, I think âSo like the regular thing but with way more fuckingâ.
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u/L_U_B_ 3d ago
Dude is just alone in the pool whilst his wife is just getting tag teamed
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u/OneEyedWolf092 3d ago
Are people in these comments blind???? The poster is a guy talking about his husband đđ
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u/L_U_B_ 2d ago
To be honest I didn't even look at the photo
*Husband is getting tag teamed instead
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u/Daloowee 2d ago
Dude just ran to the comments to make a sex joke lol. Never change Reddit
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u/DoctrTurkey 3d ago edited 3d ago
I thought it was worse. When the partner said no one was going to be swimming I was like oh god is this some kind of bukkake I havenât heard of? Like, they make a communal pool of jizz and then put floaties on and splash around in it or some shit.
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u/sgcpaulo 3d ago
Husband must have been having the time of his life while the rest of the losers try to pretend they're having fun.
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u/HermitJem 3d ago
Private! Pool!
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u/huehnergott 3d ago
Major! Fun!
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u/sirspinster 2d ago
General Frivolity!
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u/Kotja 2d ago
Colonel Sanders!
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u/whiskersMeowFace 2d ago
An audience to make watch as he does all of his slick tricks! Look at his hand stand!
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u/Mad-chuska 2d ago
Socializing is way overrated. Iâd rather be doing the backstroke.
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u/raknor88 2d ago
You can socialize better while having fun in a pool.
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u/ShroomEnthused 2d ago
I aso usually have more fun whilst stroking in a pool
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u/dooshlaroosh 2d ago
Sir, we need you to gather your things and leave immediately.
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u/my20cworth 3d ago
Jesus, I would have taken the "adult" pool party as code for let's get naked, keys are in the bowl.
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u/Ya-Dikobraz 2d ago
Same. I mean if they are talking about alcohol, teen pool parties also have that. So it has to be something else.
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u/Komirade666 3d ago
I genuinely do not understand that, like buying a house with a pool and not using it. Feels like a waste of money.
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u/Wonderful_Orchid_363 3d ago
I usually buy houses with pools just to flex on poor people.
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u/BlatantConservative 2d ago
I buy houses with pools to flex on camels. Who stores more water now, bitch.
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u/headless_henry 2d ago edited 2d ago
Pretty much my parents. Bought a house with a pool (back in 2003). We used it for one summer, and then they realised it's way too expensive to maintain it, especially once winter came and it stopped becoming a priority, they just gave up trying to keep it clean.
We haven't used that pool since. I've been telling them for years to just build a deck over it and they won't even do that...
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u/asdrunkasdrunkcanbe 3d ago
Stayed in a super expensive/pretentious hotel in LA during our honeymoon.
Beautiful rooftop pool, overlooking the city, adjacent to the dining area.
Not once, did I see anyone use it. Lots of beautiful people sitting around the pool in swimwear. Nobody actually swimming. đ¤ˇ
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u/EbMinor33 2d ago
Yeah seems like they could just skip the pool when they make a new hotel and just market it as a "tanning lounge" or some shit
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u/whskid2005 2d ago
I know people that bought a house, installed a swanky pool (talking waterfall, coloured lights, the whole thing), where one is a stay at home parent, and have multiple kids- and they never use the pool. Kids are sent to summer camp or daycare.
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u/francorocco 2d ago
that's the thing, once you have a pool, it gets boring, you use it less and less until it's just there to be something you just have to pay to maintain and never use
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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 3d ago
Cannonball and hope the water splashes in their cocktails. Then release the baby ruth!
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u/stoplookandlisten123 3d ago
Jeff Hardy style swanton bomb off the highest possible structure. Make that wave directional, preferably at the person with the most expensive looking shoes.
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u/ODCreature98 3d ago
It's a pool, not a jacuzzi. What good is a pool if you don't go swimming in it
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u/ourlastchancefortea 2d ago
Well you can talk about how expensive and worth it was (while not using it), how the contractors were bad, how the cleaning setup works... It's a perfect conversation starter during a pool party (where nobody swims).
I fell like a boomer for writing this.
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u/DisputabIe_ 2d ago
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u/Tasty-Bad-8041 3d ago
Itâs not a âpool partyâ unless youâre swimming. They were at a âpool adjacent partyâ.
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u/ThrowRa_siftie93 3d ago
I'm getting in that pool!!! I'm splashing around having a dope time!!
That dudes husband sounds like a legend of a man!
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u/jefferyJEFFERYbaby 2d ago
Anytime âadultâ is used as an adjective for an event I assume sex party.
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u/ElementalistPoppy 3d ago
Adult Pool Party? As in bunch of noveau rich are snorting coke/drinking overpriced alcohols next to a pool and refuse to swim in a SWIMMING POOL because it's too plebian?
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u/lunagirlmagic 2d ago
Swimming while coked up sounds really fun actually
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u/ThrowRa_siftie93 2d ago
đŻ the closest I have been is swimming nude in the ocean at like 11 pm at night up to my eyeballs in mdma with my friends. Afterward, We sat by the bonfire, talked shit and cooked sausages.
It's probably one of my favorite trips away.
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u/FeekyDoo 3d ago
The only adult pool parties I have been to, haven't necessitated bathing suits!
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u/Unable_Ad_1260 3d ago
Yeh when she said no bathing suit I sort of assumed a totally different story would follow.
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u/Redditauro 2d ago
In the beggining I thought that nobody would be swimming because it was a sex party and he didn't needed the bathing suit because nobody would be using any kind of suit and I thought the husband was still cool, then I read it again and it's way worst than what I thought...Â
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u/RexxTxx 2d ago
I know a handful of people who have a pool, and they use it for:
-Having drinks by the pool
-Tanning by the pool
Both of those could be done without the expense and maintenance of the actual pool.
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u/logan_creepypasta 3d ago edited 3d ago
why call it a pool party if no one actually gets into the pool, that just sounds like a bunch of nonsense
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u/NoDanaOnlyZuuI 2d ago
Why call it a pool party if youâre not going to get in the pool? Thatâs like inviting someone to a dinner party and not serving food.
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u/werewolf-wizard612 2d ago
Call it a garden party or something... "adult pool party" is just ridiculous... if there is a pool you use the pool.
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u/Tbagzyamum69420xX 2d ago
This is insane. Why call it a pool party then if there's no inention for guests to swim? Just call it a party and then there will just also be a pool there.
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