Salt? Or Pepper?

[u/Icy-Book2999]

From https://youtube.com/shorts/qjmTeP5r9sY?si=j0_-2r2c7mOHk1nc

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[u/Futuramoist]

Oh oh I know this one, you have to ask one of the shakers "what would the other shaker tell me is the salt"

[u/Vegan_Salad69 → u/Futuramoist]

u are a funny guy. made my day ah thanks ^^

[u/Inigomntoya → u/Futuramoist]

Did you sleep with that shaker's wife?

If a flight breaks out, you know.

[u/ToastedN4me]

ONE OF US SPEAKS THE TRUTH, THE OTHER ONLY LIES

[u/Ron_Bird → u/ToastedN4me]

kills one of them and ask the other, is he dead?

[u/Ed_Radley → u/Ron_Bird]

Congratulations. You solved the riddle. The only problem is now anyone who needs to know the correct answer from that point on no longer can answer the riddle and must go back where they came.

[u/Inigomntoya → u/Ed_Radley]

You could just ask, "Is that guy gone?"

Or you don't even have to remove the body.

[u/slamdanceswithwolves → u/Ed_Radley]

Not my problem 🤷‍♂️

[u/casperno → u/Ron_Bird]

Was it African Salt or European Salt?

[u/Nobodieshero816 → u/ToastedN4me]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf7kBXGi0Kk

How about that….? Lmao

[u/Whoopass2rb → u/Nobodieshero816]

100% what I was thinking. Amazing.

[u/OlieBrian → u/ToastedN4me]

Just tell one of them: The other dude us fucking your wife

[u/Cats7204 → u/ToastedN4me]

One of us speaks in riddles, the other speaks in rhymes

[u/Dreddit1080 → u/Cats7204]

Get on up it’s bobsled time!

[u/OperatorP365]

That man is a Programmer....

[u/BonyDarkness → u/OperatorP365]

That man is proof that legalization was a good thing

[u/MrSnowden]

I love the energy, but I am struck that anyone would know the single hole is salt, and the triple hole is pepper. like in any relationship.

[u/Icy-Book2999 → u/MrSnowden]

Well, triple hole salt, double hole pepper. You don't see the top of the pepper as much in the video, but you get one glimpse.

However, as a counterpoint? I try to watch my sodium intake. So I use more pepper than salt and I reverse the shakers in my household so that the pepper is the triple hole shaker.

[u/Majestic-Parsnip-519 → u/MrSnowden]

I just started using these for my salt so I've got options on holes. My food tastes better now, and my blood pressure is back up to where it used to be when I was in my younger days!

[u/RoncoSnackWeasel → u/MrSnowden]

This is from the same book that says cats are girls and dogs are boys.

[u/_Choose_Goose → u/RoncoSnackWeasel]

I know it can get a little controversial but you gotta check the number of holes….

[u/Ig_Met_Pet → u/MrSnowden]

Neither of them have a single hole.

[u/MrSnowden → u/MrSnowden]

The pedants are out in force.

[u/Shughost7]

Why am I loosing my shit. Gawddamn I'm having a laugh right now. I can't even see the screen cuz of the tears 😂

[u/throwdhatD → u/Shughost7]

Same I would think that exact thing 😅

[u/nad_frag]

Put white sugar in one and put brown sugar in the other.

Problem solved.

[u/Randomkrazy04 → u/nad_frag]

Chaotic evil I see.

[u/copingcabana]

Home Goods? Home Bads.

[u/AstroNot87 → u/copingcabana]

Simple corny joke that made me chortle lmao

[u/loquacious_avenger]

but where’s the paprika?

[u/SlavRoach → u/loquacious_avenger]

still in the package, where it stays till all used up

[u/ed_bickel155 → u/loquacious_avenger]

HIMYM reference nice

[u/loquacious_avenger → u/ed_bickel155]

I was going for Blues Clues, but HIMYM works.

[u/Holeshot75]

It's like the paradox:

"This statement is false."

Okay

So it's not true.

But then that means it's false that it's false which means it's true.

But it's not.

[u/Acceptable-Stuff2684]

He was hitting the THC vape like it was the nic vape lol

[u/Alextryingforgrate]

r/meirl overthinking things.

[u/Fun_Elk_4949]

Salt always has more holes in the top than the pepper.

[u/UpperMiddleSass → u/Fun_Elk_4949]

I thought it was the opposite e: in the US

[u/Fun_Elk_4949 → u/UpperMiddleSass]

Not in my parents house growing up. But my mom's grandmother was from Birmingham so maybe that's why.

[u/Icy-Book2999 → u/Fun_Elk_4949]

Yes, but there's reasons people might switch them

[u/praeteria → u/Icy-Book2999]

I mean, I understand people doing stuff different for personal reasons but the universal standard is still 3 holes salt. 2 holes pepper

[u/jjm443 → u/praeteria]

"Universal"... maybe in the US?

Where I am in Europe, the salt will always have the same or fewer holes than pepper, most often 1 hole for salt, multiple for pepper. In trying to find out how universal it is, I found this interesting map

(Yes I realise this is probably irrelevant for the likely American in the video, although you never know)

[u/FreshPitch6026 → u/praeteria]

So the question is now, are YOU salt or pepper?

[u/Prestigious-Duck6615 → u/praeteria]

I'm in my 40s and never heard that

[u/Previous-Ad-9322]

Put ketchup in both and put them in the bathroom next to the soap.

Wait, now I'm more confused.

[u/TenBear]

One hole = Salt Three holes = Pepper

[u/ToughDragonfruit3118 → u/TenBear]

What kinda salt shaker has one fucking hole

[u/TenBear → u/ToughDragonfruit3118]

It's a thing

[u/rationalalien → u/TenBear]

Mine has 13 holes dude, what is that.

[u/BAakhir]

He's got a point tho

[u/Rockin_my_roll]

I've got some of these, but mine say, "Turn me upside down"

[u/Ok-Bandicoot7329]

This is so hot.

[u/Science-007x]

The guy NASA needs.

[u/Number-Thirteen]

This dude has a real conundrum. He should fill both with pepper and the pepper one also with salt and watch people's reactions.

[u/n3ur0mncr]

This is the type of shit I would think about when I smoked a ton of weed

[u/SokkaHaikuBot → u/n3ur0mncr]

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This is the type of

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[u/Effective-Ad-6460]

Life doesn't need to be that complicated

[u/1Th13rteen3]

Hot Take: This guy never gets anything done :10738:

[u/actuallyamber]

I would literally have this same mental process if I saw these in the wild, and then I’d walk away angry, lol.

[u/StrobeLigght]

My brain hurts! 🤯

[u/Peterthinking]

Salt shakers have more holes than pepper shakers. "You're the salt" has 3. "To my pepper" has 2. Put salt in the one with more holes. Unless you do the opposite of course. It really depends on what you are used to.

[u/Able-Tangelo8480]

Isn’t go by the holes on top. 3 holes is for pepper and 2 holes is for salt, as I generally use less salt than pepper

[u/Aggressive_Dark_4485]

A serious dilemma friend

[u/Former-Media-2891]

Fill them with equal part mix of 50%salt 50%pepper

[u/saiyansteve]

He’s a genius, i demand trial by combat!

[u/AstroNot87]

This the type of smartassery that makes my wife threaten to divorce me everyday. Her eyes roll so much that they’re gonna get stuck soon

[u/KentuckyFriedEel]

Break up with your girlfriend. She has destroyed all logic.

[u/pion137]

Pepper Shaker hole count > Salt Shaker hole count

3 holes = Pepper 2 holes = Salt

[u/GroundbreakingPea865]

One hole salt three holes pepper. I see where you're coming from tho. 🤔😁

[u/OneWinner1690]

Mind overload

[u/tlee10911]

You can see this is really hurting him

[u/Lock3d19]

The holes on the top tell you what goes in, salt has less holes then a pepper shaker.

[u/koreytm]

The Engineer shirt explains everything

[u/damnumalone]

Steve, you really need to get a job

[u/iommiworshipper]

I’m gonna ask you, then I’m gonna ask him. And they better fucking match up.

[u/Chef_Luis_Ocasio]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[u/Spartan_187]

this is a result of a generation that has entirely too much time on their hands and expendable income. Try growing up poor and you learn to not give a shit about such things.

[u/Empty_Suggestion9974]

Best not to overthink it bud

[u/xxTheMagicBulleT]

Funny. But the one that has more holes in it is always the salt.

Cause people use more salt then peper on there meals.

Geas people are salty cause they love salt more

[u/MCPhatmam]

The shakers aren't talking to each other your girlfriend is telling you 😅

[u/7_11_Nation_Army]

They are not talking to each other, it is his gf talking to him.

[u/FamousPastWords]

You have no idea what's going on. Me neither. Why yes, I'm married, why do you ask?

[u/groundpounder25]

Nate burgatze vibes

[u/superfinest]

Put some duct tape on 'You are the', and 'To my'. You're welcome.

[u/AmbassadorNo4147]

I get the conundrum. But, to slice through the confusion, the one intended for salt has the fewer holes.

[u/Internetirregular]

there wouldn't be a problem if the makers where a tiny bit smarter and out "to YOUR pepper"

[u/FremenStilgar]

It'll blow his mind if she handed him a container of garlic powder.

[u/i-hoatzin]

:10738:

[u/emzirek]

What you do is put salt in both of them and get a pepper grinder...

[u/JVOz671]

So if anyone is looking for an answer, if you are the same as this gentleman and get the vibe that the shakers are speaking don't think in terms that they are speaking to each other, rather just think that one of them is talking to the other and it all makes sense. Does not excuse the shitty way they made these shakers.

[u/kabula_lampur → u/JVOz671]

Do not try and bend the spoon; that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth… there is no spoon. Then you'll see that it is not the spoon that bends; it is only yourself.

[u/Dolorem_Ipsum_]

Frankie Muniz really got fucked up from all that head trauma

[u/tcholoss]

Instructions unclear, created salted pepper, or peppered salt.

[u/Ron_Bird]

confused curry noises

[u/dexxter0137]

How high are you?

Yes

[u/Educational_Copy_140]

I mean...mixing them sounds pretty good to me!

[u/ScaryTerry069313]

The one with more holes is salt.

[u/RawDawgYaMudda]

I comment 70…..I’m sorry