r/DecodingTheGurus • u/HallPsychological538 • 3d ago
The next guru? The Piss Therapist
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u/nomoresecret5 3d ago
Ah yes, nothing like smelling like a homeless alcoholic and pretending you like it.
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u/Prosthemadera 2d ago
smelling like a homeless alcoholic
Without all the fun from drinking alcohol!
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u/garrybarrygangater 3d ago
Hear me out ice bath with piss ice from elk piss.
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u/I_Have_2_Show_U 2d ago
Nice try. We all known Big Elk Piss money has skewed the ice bath debate for years now...
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u/KustardKing 3d ago
You have my attention..
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u/____PARALLAX____ 2d ago
then you hit the elk piss sauna. its like regular sauna, except you pour elk piss on the coals to make it steam
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u/lateral303 3d ago
He does an edit before drinking it, and then again right between pouring it on his hands and rubbing it on his face. Maybe he does actually do it in the full video, but he seems to be faking it for the piss grift lol. Clever
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u/Outside_Taste_1701 2d ago
Ah the Old Piss Grift.
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u/lateral303 2d ago
Good ol piss grift lol.
I wonder what century in human history saw the first piss grifter
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u/OfAnthony 2d ago
There was a baseball rumor about guys who hit without batting gloves which said...to avoid blisters you pee on any forming blisters while showering. Jorge Posada was rumored to do this. I fell for it. I think it started on the bodybuilding.com forums and I definitely pissed that information along to some others.
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u/Teddy_Icewater 2d ago
Wouldn't it be easier to just use a dark beer or something and not worry about editing almost drinking your own piss?
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u/lateral303 2d ago
The dark beer may not look genuine enough for his griftees who do drink piss and know what it's supposed to look like. And it's easy enough to edit with most apps and phone cameras these days.
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u/ah-chamon-ah 3d ago
Don't you think... if it REALLY had all these qualities that you are talking about the medical industry would have hijacked it and started selling it to you for crazy high prices and a prescription?
But nope... So... yeah drink your piss if you want. But ammonia is definitely not good for your gut mircobiome. In fact I found a medical study where ammonia from factory farming is fucking up the chickens being farmed there and they are trying to minimize it.
Funny that. Where you can literally spend 5 minutes googling the scientific claims and find actual science saying it is absolutely not what these people say.
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u/I_Have_2_Show_U 2d ago
I'm fully in favour of piss based gurus. Anyone who thinks gargling piss and rubbing it into their eyes is a good idea should very much be encouraged to do so.
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u/sevenheadedservent 2d ago
As ridiculous as we think it all is, universities SELL accumulated knowledge to people they legally qualify. If itnwasnt for accumulated knowledge from pther people, even the best of us would be worse off.
The more people boast piss drinkingnasna health tpnic, the more people are likely to fl themselves up on it.
Always call ppl out on their bullshit
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u/ConsciousHoodrat 15h ago
Measles is spiking in the US because people don't trust vaccines that have eliminated some of the most dangerous and deadly diseases in human histroy.....and yet holistic "healers" are out here encouraging those same people to drink their own biological wastes.
Humanity is evolving backwards.
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u/Few-Leopard4537 3d ago
Fun fact, piss used to be used to clean and dye clothes in Ancient Rome. It does break down into ammonia if left long enough, and it is the reason why detergents today use high concentrations of ammonia..
But don’t drink it you nasty ass muppet!
Also people say a lot of crap about gut micro biome but like come on. Anytime somebody tells you anything about gut micro biome your bs meter should be ringing. Yogurt doesn’t cure cancer y’all, and that’s damn near the best thing for your gut.
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u/tricky337 2d ago
It’s called tanning. It helps strip the inside of hides to use for industrial purposes. And Fullers were Roman workers that used the ammonia for cleaning clothes.
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u/leckysoup 2d ago
Fermented food.
Black tea is fermented. Know who drinks a lot of black tea? Brits.
Compare them to yanks, who have a similar culture but don’t drink so much tea. If fermented food stuffs were such a miracle cure all, there would be a noticeable difference at the population level.
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u/MukdenMan 2d ago
Black tea isn’t really fermented. The term “fermented” is used in English for what is really oxidation in the case of tea. It isn’t the same as microbial fermentation (except for a few teas that are “post-fermented” like pu’er, plus kombucha).
Fermentation in the sense of microbial fermentation (as used here) is found in pickles, sauerkraut, yogurt, soy sauce, cider, vinegar etc. Americans do eat fermented foods. Most if not all cultures eat fermented foods.
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u/jhwalk09 2d ago
I don’t know which is more insane, this or Russel brand and Alex jones praying together
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u/Sandwichcult 3d ago
I've heard him talk about how he rubs himself in piss and the goes sun himself in the Arizona sun. That makes want riot for everyone else has to interact with him the rest of the day.
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u/lateral303 3d ago
Have you actually seen him rub it on himself without an edit between pouring it on his hands? I suspect he is using water for the actual rubbing, and it's all just a big piss grift
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u/BeYourOwnBankzy 2d ago
I’d like to see the research that shows that drinking 6 month old piss is good for your gut microbiome
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u/Eauxddeaux 2d ago
There’s something about drinking pee that makes people sure it’s not crazy to drink pee. This is one of the big reasons to not do it, because you get into a piss-drinking-loop-of-confidence where nobody can convince you it’s totally insane, which it is.
There should be a sign at all Whole Foods and health stores that says, “if you’re drinking your own piss, you’ve gone too far”
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u/Big_Understanding348 2d ago
I drank piss on accident before and it was relatively fresh(don't ask) no way in hell someone is drinking aged piss and not dieing instantly
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u/trail_runner83 1d ago
His name is the Certified Health Nut and got his start on YouTube a long time ago. He's steadily been declining ever since. He used to be a model.
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u/illbeinthestatichome 2d ago
Drinking your own piss? The golden fountain? Come on, Jez, what's next, the chocolate factory?
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u/Chance-Pressure-3007 2d ago
https://youtu.be/G69KTH_TQpo?si=-Wn5hNU1HPT_Ah0L
James Lee was just telling the future.
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u/OGAcidCowboy 2d ago
I bloody knew somebody was taking the piss on reddit, I had my suspicions, now I know it with this guy taking the bloody piss!!!
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u/Shaunair 2d ago
Bro NSFW this shit. I shouldn’t get unmitigated piss fetish footage in my stream (phrasing)
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u/Chef_Fats 2d ago
This is why critical thinking needs to be taught in schools.
If not, just don’t be a stupid cunt.
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u/Darth_Gaben 1d ago
That's obviously a joke and a parody of gurus. I loled quite hard. Judging by the comments though, people think it's real. I think - no way.
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u/Legitimate-Carry258 1d ago
Imagine being alive in the 60s and thinking we'd have flying cars by 2000, and now it's 2024 and a guy rubbing stale piss in his own eyes makes more money than any of us
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u/Sacred-Coconut 3d ago
Wiff Hoff