What is the sexiest thing about you?

[u/youaresodamnhot]

[u/MakingaJessinmyPants]

I’m easily emotionally manipulated

[u/Caesarion_ → u/MakingaJessinmyPants]

I can fix you

[u/ConsistentSugar6529 → u/Caesarion_]

lmao

[u/midnightsunofabitch → u/ConsistentSugar6529]

Can I cut in here to point out how disturbing the top comment in this thread is?

I mean I'm not surprised. Being susceptible to manipulation is attractive because vulnerability is attractive...to some.

But it's disturbing just the same.

[u/pgrytdal → u/midnightsunofabitch]

I viewed it as a joke, and figured that's why people were up voting it

[u/void3y → u/Caesarion_]

everytime i see this sentence i just cant stop laughing

[u/mademeunlurk → u/Caesarion_]

Can you fix me too?

[u/VypreX_ → u/mademeunlurk]

Yep. Calling the vet to make your appointment right now.

[u/CauliflowerAlone3721 → u/VypreX_]

Meow?

[u/Nihilistic_Navigator → u/CauliflowerAlone3721]

meow!

[u/AirZaheer → u/MakingaJessinmyPants]

What you doing later on?

[u/Prestigious_Nebula_5 → u/AirZaheer]

Therapy.

[u/Tossal → u/MakingaJessinmyPants]

You know, many women have tried to tame me 😏

...And they all succeeded with worrying ease 😔

[u/mahoganypegasus]

I can name everything at the zoo and aquarium without looking at signage. And I will. This date is going great.

[u/ZWIN98 → u/mahoganypegasus]

Not to discredit you. But i can do that too except i name everything whatever I want it to be.

[u/blopdab → u/ZWIN98]

I feel like if you two went on a date together it would be perfect

[u/RachelWhyThatsMe → u/blopdab]

“This here is the blue-bellied orangutan of - “ “FREDERICK. His name is Frederick. NEXT!”

[u/CaptainXplosionz → u/RachelWhyThatsMe]

"Here we have a rhin--" "WAR UNICORN!"

[u/Miserable_Night5714 → u/CaptainXplosionz]

"And here we have the hors-" "FALLEN PEGASUS!"

[u/trixiebella35 → u/Miserable_Night5714]

"And here is the starf-" "PATRICK!"

[u/Tvitterfangen → u/CaptainXplosionz]

Forget my comment, this is it. The perfect first date.

[u/DraftPerfect4228 → u/RachelWhyThatsMe]

The next great reality show!

[u/Tvitterfangen → u/blopdab]

"That's an orca" "That's George"

[u/tyleritis → u/ZWIN98]

I hope it’s like “and this animal ‘s Latin name is Gregous Wonkyeyetis”

[u/ImKindaSlowSorry → u/mahoganypegasus]

Swoons

[u/AegisToast → u/ImKindaSlowSorry]

It’s actually pronounced “swans,” also known as cygnus anatidae. 

[u/ImKindaSlowSorry → u/AegisToast]

Stop! I can only take so much sexiness!

[u/No_Theme_1212 → u/mahoganypegasus]

Otter, otter, baby otter. I love going to the otter sanctuary and I know every type of animal there!

[u/WhimsicallyWired]

I can pretend I'm interested in anything.

[u/Fioder101 → u/WhimsicallyWired]

Wait rlly?! How so?

[u/firebullmonkey → u/Fioder101]

Ah, I see what you did there ^^

[u/Fioder101 → u/firebullmonkey]

Haha thank you how did u notice it ?

[u/firebullmonkey → u/Fioder101]

"The most obvious signs are often hidden in plain sight"

[u/pink_bluemoon → u/firebullmonkey]

Interesting quote! Where did you hear of it? Do you know more ?

[u/firebullmonkey → u/pink_bluemoon]

Yeah right? I rea...- wait a second...you mf :D

[u/-bdsCurve318 → u/firebullmonkey]

😂😅😂😅

[u/Grivus44 → u/Fioder101]

Faking active listening

[u/GrimmRadiance → u/WhimsicallyWired]

I am legitimately interested in almost everything. So not only can I be a great listener, but it’s genuine.

[u/MeleeMistress → u/GrimmRadiance]

Same here, it’s both a blessing and a curse.

[u/ArtMullen61 → u/WhimsicallyWired]

My hobby is building model cars and trucks. Want to hear about it?

[u/Tapif → u/ArtMullen61]

More interesting to talk about than watching sport or playing a game where the other party has no clue about he rules. Plus I am pretty sure you have nice pictures!

[u/There_5oh → u/[deleted]]

I think your tractors sexy

[u/Rztrncs → u/There_5oh]

It really turns me on.

[u/Zestyclose_Water_633 → u/Rztrncs]

I’m even kinda crazy bout your farmers tan

[u/mister_big_genitals → u/[deleted]]

I used to love tractors but now I don't. I'm an extractor fan.

[u/Hoonbernator → u/mister_big_genitals]

Gah this comment sucks and blows.

[u/Hookton → u/[deleted]]

No deal. Come back when you've got a brand new combine harvester.

[u/funktopus → u/[deleted]]

Green or Red?

[u/Mr_Dumitrescu → u/funktopus]

Make it pink.

[u/Checher72 → u/[deleted]]

I find Imagination super attractive, and as I get older I find it even more attractive

[u/No_Theme_1212 → u/Checher72]

In my imagination I am fairly attractive too.

[u/poopiginabox]

I have the ability to make everyone around me look better than me

[u/Affectionate-Ad488 → u/poopiginabox]

Username checks out

[u/ogtitang]

I'm tall and handsome in the dark.

[u/Naive-Key9789 → u/ogtitang]

Enderman

[u/StreetForever]

Forklift certified 

[u/Soldier3171 → u/StreetForever]

Have my children

[u/orphan_blud → u/StreetForever]

Hnnnggg

[u/CapKittl]

My girlfriend would sad "when you don't talk"

update: people, it's joke from her, don't worry. We really love each other. Thank you all

[u/stream_of_thought1 → u/CapKittl]

I just got flashbacks reading that... I should give her a call

[u/Ready-Inevitable5305 → u/CapKittl]

She Sounds like a keeper.

[u/Beneficial_Might5027]

I can sound really smart when I'm talking about something that I'm passionate about. Apparently, it's hot for some people.

[u/The_Arthropod_Queen → u/Beneficial_Might5027]

'some people'

people with good taste

[u/rmnc-5 → u/Beneficial_Might5027]

It is

[u/vanillacake_pop → u/Beneficial_Might5027]

It’s so hot omg i would LITERALLY listen for hours when someone talks about things they’re passionate about is soo amazing

[u/Squiggy1975 → u/Beneficial_Might5027]

Yes.. my wife has mentioned that to me as well. Especially listening to me on work calls

[u/occams_shaving-cream → u/Beneficial_Might5027]

Is “Enthusiasm” the word you are looking for?

[u/zool714]

The ladies on my mother’s side (grandma, mom, sisters, aunts and cousins) have joked that they all inherited my grandma’s “shortstack” build. Cos they’re all short and bottom-heavy.

I’m a guy and I consider myself of average or maybe slightly taller than average height. But apparently I may have inherited the “bottom-heavy” part cos I’ve always had big thighs and ass. It’s something some of my guy friends have teased me about, telling me I should do my best not to land in prison lol. Used to be conscious of it but now I take it as a compliment

[u/MCSweatpants → u/zool714]

Nothing wrong with a dude booty. A dooty. 

[u/Thin_Math5501 → u/zool714]

Uhh. Pics or it didn’t happen.

Jk. But definitely don’t be self conscious about it, lots of peoples type is dude with cake.

[u/FelixGoldenrod]

My Funko Pop collection. Ladies are often so overcome with desire that they have to leave the premises right after seeing it

[u/agentaltf4 → u/FelixGoldenrod]

I hope you have a really nice mop

[u/BarbieB_100 → u/FelixGoldenrod]

😆🤣

[u/LukaLover42069 → u/FelixGoldenrod]

Do you at least have a stash of new panties for them or do you send them out soaking?

[u/FelixGoldenrod → u/LukaLover42069]

No, but I have a plastic bag filled with several other plastic bags

[u/KateEatsKale]

I'm open-minded, know what I like and don't put up with shit.

I think that is pretty sexy 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ok, fine. I've a decent set of boobs

[u/Mystery_Meatchunk → u/KateEatsKale]

Gonna need some photographic evidence for reasearch purposes before your claim can be verified by the scientific community at large.

ETA: Photographic Evidence has been found and the claim has been verified.

[u/KateEatsKale → u/Mystery_Meatchunk]

Profile. That's enough of my boobs.

[u/NerdyPlatypus206 → u/KateEatsKale]

Boobage confirmed

[u/sendmeyourcactuspics → u/KateEatsKale]

I'm gay, but always appreciate seeing a good set. Thank you for your service 🙏

[u/Gullible_Newt_6333 → u/sendmeyourcactuspics]

Guy is a double agent lol

[u/ProbablyOnTheT0ilet → u/KateEatsKale]

VAR check, goal allowed

[u/stream_of_thought1 → u/KateEatsKale]

holly Molly what a pair! Congratulations and thank you for sharing those

[u/Tuffleslol → u/KateEatsKale]

Should have started with the boobs.

[u/KateEatsKale → u/Tuffleslol]

Typical man. Never start at the boobs!

[u/Tuffleslol → u/KateEatsKale]

Damn you just saw right through me

Excellent choice you made, when you started with the open minded thing. I just love being in the company of someone that... Uhm... I forgot what I was writing as I was writing it.

So erh, nice boobs? 🙄

[u/KateEatsKale → u/Tuffleslol]

jiggles boobs

Give me your wallet

jiggles boobs

Buy me a puppy

[u/Tuffleslol → u/KateEatsKale]

I absolutely cant buy you a puppy... without wanting to spend all my time with it

It would be a package deal.

Heres my wallet

[u/vanillacake_pop → u/KateEatsKale]

Lmaaaoooooo

[u/KateEatsKale → u/vanillacake_pop]

Quick, girl, jiggle those things and get yourself a PS5!

[u/youaresodamnhot → u/KateEatsKale]

Agree and they are for sure more than decent

[u/Realistic-Ad1463]

I’m SOBER

[u/Tricky-Contest9985 → u/Realistic-Ad1463]

Hell yeah! Sexy asf

[u/Chemical_Signature99]

i love to take care of whoever im with, in ANY way i can.

[u/ObssesesWithSquares → u/Chemical_Signature99]

I'll pay 2500$ for you to take care of A guy, and burry the evidence. Deal?

[u/Mcgruffles → u/ObssesesWithSquares]

Make it 3k and a day at the zoo and you got a deal!

[u/ObssesesWithSquares → u/Mcgruffles]

Never mind, he fell out of A window twice before we could do anything :/

[u/stuck_behind_a_truck]

Thanks for the morning existential crisis

[u/NifrinDan]

I'm fucking charming

[u/Tydeeeee → u/NifrinDan]

LET GO OF PRINCE CHARMING YOU PIG

[u/Academic-Falcon-9221 → u/NifrinDan]

Nice to meet you, I’m fucking delightful

[u/NifrinDan → u/Academic-Falcon-9221]

We ride at dawn

[u/Affectionate-Ad5096 → u/NifrinDan]

I can see that …

[u/girlyslutfavor]

My smile

[u/General-Star-8114]

My ass, god damn do I have a nice ass

[u/JMarieSimz34 → u/General-Star-8114]

Let's compare ;)

[u/RenegadeForLife27]

Maybe being confident in myself? Like I'm not hot, I'm not built, I'm average...there, but I know that, so I don't pretend to be anything else. I guess I'm honest too, I don't see the point in lying, it just means I have more to remember.

[u/ImKindaSlowSorry → u/RenegadeForLife27]

Maybe being confident in myself?

That didn't sound very confident lol

[u/man_on_hill → u/RenegadeForLife27]

Damn straight

I love seeing this version of confidence. There is nothing wrong with being average or seeing yourself as average.

[u/EmotionalyCripledOwl]

You can ghost for however long you want, I'll always take you back.

[u/Late-Economist4105 → u/EmotionalyCripledOwl]

Name checks out

[u/ZabrielHengist → u/EmotionalyCripledOwl]

We are Made For Each Other. ☺☺☺☺☺☺

[u/Muffcakes_271]

After 3 months the crazy comes out 🤣

[u/febmafia]

I have a defined back arch, so my silhouette makes it look like I have a big butt. Especially when I bring my knees closer to my pelvis and play my chest completely down.

Edit: I do not have kyphosis/lordosis. I had scoliosis when I was kid for 4 years until I got Spinal fusion surgery. I will literally share of a photo of myself shirtless if a online Orthopedic must see, if someone dms me and asks

[u/Aaron_O_s → u/febmafia]

That's funny, I have an arch so it makes my belly look even bigger 🤣🤣

[u/RampantRanking]

my manboobs

[u/No-Feeling-2590 → u/RampantRanking]

Moobs

[u/Instergraham]

I have zero sexual inhibitions & am happy to be direct & communicative about my own sexual desires.

[u/Sometimes_Stutters]

My wife told me this, but I’d also heard it during my single days.

Apparently I just “do stuff” sexy. Like, I’m extremely handy and capable of completing all kinds of tasks/projects/activities/etc at a high level. Something about smooth, deliberate, confident, and efficient motions. I always looks like I know what I’m doing. No fumbling around. No jerky movements. No stopping and looking unsure.

It’s hard to explain but apparently it’s just the way I move lol

[u/SlothsNeverGetIll]

My dog 🐕

[u/Anashenwrath]

I just asked my husband and he said “your personality!” When I asked what part of my personality, he said, “the tits on your personality.”

[u/Minute_Avocado2126]

My infectious enthusiasm.

[u/IncreaseObvious2595]

Sadly nothing!

[u/Gentolie → u/IncreaseObvious2595]

I find that hard to believe

[u/Equivalent_Coconut32]

My compassion I would say, bit pathetic but I like how compassionate I am :)

[u/Mr_B74 → u/Equivalent_Coconut32]

Compassion is never pathetic 👍🏻

[u/TrekkieLP]

Apparently, from what I could gather, it's my voice.

People seem to like naturally deep voices on men, so I'm lucky to have one, I guess.

[u/lovelyhappyface → u/TrekkieLP]

I’m the girl version of you but opposite. I have a very feminine voice

[u/Onespokeovertheline → u/lovelyhappyface]

You two should make babies for science

[u/Key-Quit-4709]

I am a good listener.

[u/FriskyFandangoFan]

Confidence! I think knowing who you are and owning it. that's the sexiest thing anyone can have. 😘💁‍♀️

[u/psychopolymath]

My brain and talents. I'm a physics grad student with both maths and physics undergrad. I passed all abrsm violin and piano levels and even got to perform for a while. I trained in ballet for 10+ years as well, and I read classics a lot. And now I'm an emotional wreck. So I guess the sexiest thing about me is my emotional instability.

[u/EtherealBlisss]

My confidence in my own skin.

[u/WaddlingKereru → u/EtherealBlisss]

I was going to say that. I’m 40 and I’ve had two kids and I don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks of my body. My husband seems quite satisfied and so am I

[u/DEWI8888 → u/WaddlingKereru]

I wanna be you when I grow up

[u/Misschloez1996]

I’m not attractive. But I’m funny so it makes up for that!

[u/OilAgitated969]

I can shred guitar like a motherfucker!

[u/MWOLofficial]

I’m an idea guy

[u/Ex_Digg_User]

How much time do you have

[u/Icy_Bag_7306]

My loyalty to friends and family.

[u/Unlikely_Surround_96]

The way I can turn any situation into a positive.

[u/RiZiLM]

My absence

[u/5pt67x3]

My deep voice, dark eyes, greying hair, whitening beard, growing bald patch, and complete lack of self awareness.

[u/picklllesss]

i sound smart when i talk about something i know and some people find it hot. the others are busy staring at my boobs.

[u/Sweaty-Persimmon-727]

I’m really good at making people feel special.

[u/stumanuke]

I sleep with my socks on.

[u/FALSE-F0CUS → u/stumanuke]

What kind of creature sleeps with socks on??

[u/onderslecht558 → u/FALSE-F0CUS]

Me when it's colder

[u/Street_Bag_281]

My playful personality.

[u/VillageAny2589]

The way I make others laugh effortlessly.

[u/lfras]

My bank account

[u/KatanaManEnjoyer]

My hair and side burns, or at least that´s what my best friend says

[u/iwellyess → u/KatanaManEnjoyer]

Who the hell has their photo showing in reddit you maniac

[u/goth_duck → u/KatanaManEnjoyer]

Don't listen to them, you have cool anime hair. It reminds me of 80s anime when sideburns and middle parts ruled the world

[u/CARNAGEE_17 → u/KatanaManEnjoyer]

Your friends lying ma boi

[u/Sunny_Leopard]

Haha cmon, I’m just ordinary girl

[u/mrcsmr → u/Sunny_Leopard]

Living in a loooonely world

[u/HalfSoul30]

I hear people like that V shape around the pelvis on men. I have that.

[u/Starman388]

My dick is big, everything else is meh

[u/ignite9110]

Having good genetics is a curse. I don't know how to take a compliment when it's based off of looks alone. Intelligence & compassion, empathy, being a genuinely good person.

[u/dvasquez93]

My voice is deep enough that, when people can’t see me, they assume that God is talking to them.

[u/Opposite_Dream_8863]

The way I make people feel seen and heard.

[u/ConstantConstant8973]

My passionate energy.

[u/SwimmingBeginning427]

My adventurous spirit.

[u/Ok-Increase-2388]

My eyes are pretty captivating.

[u/thedude20011]

I wear womens panties

[u/momsasylum → u/thedude20011]

Me too, sometimes. But I’m a woman so I’m not sure if it’s as sexy, so you win.

[u/Sunny_Leopard]

My smile ☺️

[u/youaresodamnhot → u/Sunny_Leopard]

I'm sure it brightens the darkest of days 🥰

[u/Sarcastic__Shark]

My girlfriend

[u/Dear_Company_5439]

I'm passionate

[u/Own_Ingenuity_7257]

My assertiveness.

[u/Far-Entertainer-7779]

My love for adventure and exploration.

[u/HostCompetitive1056]

My dedication to personal growth.

[u/Nibzbidz]

Boobs😂

[u/Tugonmynugz]

My magnum dong

[u/RepublicAwkward1529]

The way I can light up a room.

[u/JuggernautNovel1658]

The way I always find the silver lining.

[u/fvnaticbychoice]

I’m a compliment machine, I love to see people light up. you look good, you AND you!

[u/InternationalBus4070]

My artistic talent.

[u/Minute_Evening_3747]

My powerful and captivating voice.

[u/North_Monitor_8905]

My positive attitude.

[u/Ambitious_Hat847]

My dedication to fitness.

[u/SG_9k]

Depends on the person but the amount of fucks i dont give about things has to be admirable sometimes