r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 5d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/chapl66 5d ago

Is it true the happiest days of a boat owners life are the day he buys and the day he sells it?

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u/mcgargargar 5d ago

They say a great way to make a small fortune is to start with a large fortune and buy a boat

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u/GargantuanGarment 5d ago

They also say I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU EVER FORGET

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u/HurricanePirate16 5d ago

I got my swim trunks and my flippie floppies. I’m flippin burgers, you at Kinko’s straight flippin copies

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u/Joris_McNorris 5d ago

I'm on a boat and it's goin fast and I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan

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u/spikeddildo69 5d ago

I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo

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u/rlesnock 5d ago

If you on the shore, then you're sure not me-o

Get the FUCK UP THIS BOAT IS REAL

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u/rlesnock 5d ago

Seriously though this has been one of my karaoke go to's for like 15 years now and this makes me incredibly happy seeing everyone jump in with this lol

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u/Simple_Mongoose_7850 5d ago

I was listening to this today along with a bunch of other lonely island songs because I just remembered their music exists for the first time in a few years, cool timing lol. Gotta say Finest Girl is probably my favorite by them tho😅

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u/TiffyVella 5d ago

This is my "sing in the car" song. I'm here for all the enthusiasm.

I also have a custom version called "I've got a dog" which I sing to my dog.

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u/dizzymonroe 4d ago

I'd love to hear (read) some of your "I've got a dog" version.

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u/TiffyVella 4d ago edited 4d ago

"IVE GOT A DOG MOTHERFUCKERS DONT YOU EVER FORGET"

Oh and I should have added--

"I've got a dog and

she's going fast and

she's a german shepherd kelpie not an afghan"

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u/WhitmansTrashBarge 5d ago

“Poseidon, look at meeeeeee” It was me and a couple buddies go to for a while. I was the only one that could half-ass sing so I always had to be T-Pain lol.

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u/handtohandwombat 5d ago

I made this reference to a 24 year old and he had no idea what i was talking about. It made me feel very old.

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u/Esme_Esyou 5d ago

They missed out fo sho, the lonely island boys were elite 😄

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u/PurpleT0rnado 4d ago

I’m 53 and I have no idea what you’re talking about. Does that make you feel any younger?

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u/Blitzkrieged_ 4d ago

Don't worry, I'm 24 and I have this song in my Spotify playlist. Comes on every once in a while and I jam tf out. Loved Lonely Island when I was a kid.

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u/TiffyVella 3d ago

Im 57. I fucking love this song. None of my analogue friends even know what it is. My gaming friends all do and we share the joy.

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u/6BigZ6 5d ago

That song with a partner who also knows the words is fun AF in karaoke and always gets a huge crowd response if you don’t fuck it up.

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u/Fun-Jicama327 5d ago

15 years?! How…no way…

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u/nickbleezy 4d ago

Same here this is my cutoff karaoke song. The drunker I am the better I do!

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u/pssiraj 4d ago

This isn't a bar, this is a microphone!

I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

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u/NowSafeForWork911 4d ago

Ooo adding to my karaoke stack

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u/ambientoof 4d ago

This whole thread is gold

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u/spaghettihax763 5d ago

Fuck land, I'm on a boat mothafucka!

Fuck trees, I climb buoys mothafucka!

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u/rlesnock 5d ago

I'M ON THE DECK WITH MY BOYS MOTHERFUCKER

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u/donnytsunami 5d ago

THE BOAT ENGINE MAKE NOISE MOTHAFUCKAAAA

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u/missyjade88 5d ago

gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow

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u/csmatczak 5d ago

Like Kevin Garnet, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!

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u/Drygon_Stevens 5d ago

Yeah I never thought I'd be on a boat such a big blue watery road

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u/Omoz9090 5d ago

GPT on deck, boats defying the logical

Crashing cosmic checks, flow so unstoppable

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u/chux4w 5d ago

Hey Ma, if you could see me now.

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u/HarbingerML 5d ago

I f*cked a mermaaaaaiiiid

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u/Minimum-Scientist-71 5d ago

Call the Arabs!!

Sorry wrong boat song

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u/rlesnock 5d ago

There's no such thing

NACHOS AND LEMONHEADS ON MY DAD'S BOAT YOU WON'T GO DOWN CUZ MAH DICK CAN FLOAT

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u/Edujdom 4d ago

Believe me when I say-yyy

I FUCKED A MERMAAAAAAIIIIEIEEEEEIEIEEEEEED!

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u/Dirt-Road_Pirate 4d ago

You’ve got to believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid.

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u/BarefootBuffyxoxo 3d ago

FUCK LAND IM ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER!

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u/wisp66 5d ago

Don’t forget that boat sunk😆

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u/make_em_say 5d ago

If you on the shore then you sure not me-o.

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u/Lil_chikchik 5d ago

Never thought I’d see the daaay Big boat coming ma waaay Believe me when I saaaaaaay I fucked a mermaaaaiiiaaaaaiiiaaaaiiiaaaaiiiaaaaid!

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u/stefan715 4d ago

Unfortunately the king of the world isn’t entitled to the 2nd spot on the floating door

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u/Infamous-Antelope- 4d ago

In st tropez

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u/PortSunlightRingo 4d ago

Pretty wild that when you read this it sounds like shit until you realize dude rhymed and with and with afghan.

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u/Pizza_Slinger83 5d ago

This whole time I thought it was "I got a nautical theme, pass me the afghan" lol

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u/Fatalstryke 5d ago

pashmina afghan

..............I never looked up the lyrics.

I've never looked up the actual lyrics to this line.

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u/Zebralemon 5d ago

This whole time I thought it was "patch me to afghan"

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u/Kaizen710 4d ago

Why does this line actually go hard.

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u/Miserable-Oil-3058 4d ago

Freakin A...now I have to go and listen to it....thanks lol