r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 5d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/SeantotheRescue 5d ago

Sell all 5000, then charter for a few weeks when you feel like it

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u/Matasa89 5d ago

This is the way to go - you also get a trained crew with it.

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u/FunkyChromeMedina 5d ago

Exactly. The idea of owning a yacht - even if I had yacht money - isn’t really appealing to me. The idea of renting a yacht for a week or two every year is much more appealing.

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u/Tengokuoppai 4d ago

Everyone says this;but I've seen clips of below deck; having some total stranger with the gall to just toss a used condom on my boats nightstand means if I'm rich enough I'm never renting my boat out.

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u/gsfgf 5d ago

Yea. It's like how I'd rather have a NetJets membership than a plane of my own.

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u/SeantotheRescue 5d ago

Honestly at that level of wealth, you just have a broker that handles flights, yachts, resorts etc

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u/Le-Pretre 5d ago

This is the way.

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u/Cormorant_Bumperpuff 4d ago

If I have "just sold 4,999 yachts" money, I'm gonna be living on that thing like 6 months out of the year

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u/TruckFudeau22 4d ago

If it floats, flies, or fucks, RENT IT.

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u/BathrobeDave 4d ago

If it flies, floats or fucks- it's cheaper to lease.