r/AskReddit 5d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/butthurtpants 5d ago

Think bigger. 5000 of the entire company.

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u/ShannieD 5d ago

Then you gotta worry about oversaturating your own market with all that overhead.

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u/HAL-7000 5d ago

No matter, give the people what they need, motorcycles, speakers and pianos. Profits are secondary.

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u/MiklosZrinyi_1566 4d ago

Hmm I would sell all the petrol powered stuff for 10 cents a piece. I'm imagining how many people would want to retrofit their Toyota Prius with a high power boat engine or ride a ridiculous motorcycle instead of buying a new car or whatever. Thus the car industry would crash hard and the world would take a turn for the better.

But I'd definitely keep the MotoGP bikes and pianos to myself.

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u/ctm617 4d ago

They make excellent audio mixing consoles.

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u/docta_pepper 5d ago

i forgot everything you said once you said head

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u/joker_wcy 5d ago

Even 5000 Yamaha shares isn’t bad

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u/Burger_Gamer 5d ago

Even bigger, 5000 of every product unit created by Yamaha ever

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u/jesterhead101 4d ago

🤣🤣