r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 5d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce 5d ago

'shipping' error

heh

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u/goodb1b13 5d ago

Let that sink in!

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u/SobakaZony 5d ago

Very good. Take a bow.

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u/Meng_Fei 5d ago

Any more of these puns and I'll need to have a stern word with you.

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u/MizLashey 4d ago

You going to the AFTer party?

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u/MizLashey 4d ago

They’re playing a mix of yacht rock and pirate radio

There’s a gym where you can do the plank.

OK, I’m spiraling downward. No more Reddit for another 7 mins or so

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u/chilldrinofthenight 4d ago

Best owning a boat joke I heard in recent times was when Ryan Gosling was asked if he had a boat. He replied, "If I did, I would name it the 'S. S. Nausea.'"

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u/southernshy 5d ago

Puns on point

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u/Mrraberry 4d ago

End of year sail?

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u/Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce 4d ago

You'd own 5000, you could sail whenever you want