r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 5d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/iamnotchad 5d ago

5000 lbs of yayo

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u/DirtyRoller 5d ago

Only a cop would measure yayo in lbs.

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u/darktowerseeker 5d ago

This guy drugs

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u/SomethingAwkwardTWC 5d ago

Every good druggist knows yayo is measured in liters.

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u/UniqueName2 5d ago

We are in America jack. You buy grams, eight balls, 1/2 ounces, whatever the fuck the guy is selling. Also, kilos is 2.2X as much so it’s dumb for a different reason.

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u/saltysugar420 5d ago

Should’ve said kilograms you’d get way more

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u/No_Carrot_2100 5d ago

Tons is the way

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u/GargantuanGarment 5d ago

To getting murdered

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u/ButtholeQuiver 5d ago

Or Olympic-sized swimming pools

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u/MaMerde 5d ago

5000 tons of yayo

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u/ouwish 5d ago

Is yayo an actual drug? Because I legit thought this was a rimworld reference.

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u/Lord_Silverkey 5d ago

Yeah, my mind went to Rimworld as well.

That said I just looked it up and apparently "yayo" is derived from "llello", which is the spanish street name for cocaine. (Double L makes a "y" sound in spanish, for example: tortilla)

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u/ouwish 5d ago

Thanks!

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u/Tengokuoppai 4d ago

Yeah, so it's yeyo.

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u/Vegetable-Praline-57 5d ago

If you asked for kilos you’d have over 10,000 pounds!

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u/iamnotchad 3d ago

5000 lbs suits my purpose.

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u/ZaPandaz 5d ago

I can't read yayo and not think of the One Piece 4kids opening

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u/Hairy_Arachnid975 5d ago

You could get 5000 legal items to sell and be rich, but you would still rather sell drugs smh

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u/False_Middle 5d ago

Who said anything about selling

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u/harry_armpits 5d ago

This guy parties.

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u/Hairy_Arachnid975 5d ago

Why else would they want that much coke at one time? You can only get so high. It wouldn’t even make any sense, just get 5000 things you can get rich off of legally than you can still get as high as you want and still be rich without risking spending the rest of your life behind bars and losing all your money.

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u/ReeceJamesIsMyDaddy 5d ago

You are taking his answer way too seriously my guy

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u/no_ugly_candles 5d ago

I want to throw the cocaine at the ceiling and let it fall down on me like snow

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u/aguycalledkyle 4d ago

I just imagined a compressed cocaine popcorn ceiling. Lol

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u/Cutsdeep- 5d ago

you are hereby uninvited from my party

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u/iamagoodbozo 5d ago

Don't explain. To late for that.

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u/No-Philosophy5461 5d ago

Not getting far with that 😂

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u/ksuwildkat 4d ago

ok so thats about 2272 Kilos of coke.

Unless you are going to sell it yourself you are going to have to wholesale it which means about $10k a key.

Looking at about $22m which would will have to launder.

Figure $.60 on the dollar post launder and you have about $9m

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u/aronblue123 5d ago

Why is this answer so far down

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u/iamnotchad 5d ago

Because there were already over 500 comments before I answered.

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u/NickWangOG 5d ago

It doesn’t start with y