r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 5d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

10.1k Upvotes

89% Upvoted

10.8k comments sorted by

View all comments

4.6k

u/Table_Usual 5d ago

Yogurt. Terry loves yogurt!

932

u/terry_loves_yogurt 5d ago

my ears are burning

9

u/GinnyWeasleysTits 4d ago

5000 Yogurts also help tremendously if other parts of you are burning...

840

u/RiverLover27 5d ago

Nine nine!

110

u/Tyaltir 5d ago

NOIN NOIN

18

u/Yanni_in_Lotus_Pose 5d ago

Nine nine!

14

u/MrsBox 5d ago

Nine nine!

48

u/mlsc42 5d ago

I feel so honored to be the 99th upvote… Nine nine!

55

u/Emotional-Bet-5311 5d ago

Guys I found Boyle

10

u/ScaryBlanket 5d ago

I want to find is Bone Bro’s bone broth. The website is taken

7

u/Emotional-Bet-5311 5d ago

Terry probably bought it so no one will ever hear about it

4

u/ChompyChomp 4d ago

It’s not hard, there’s a Boyle in every state!

3

u/purplemelon4115 4d ago

HUH NOINE NOINE!!!!

152

u/thishasntbeeneasy 5d ago

I won a "6 month supply of yogurt" in a raffle and was afraid they would ship a pallet of tubs. Luckily I got a pile of coupons for free quart containers that I could redeem slowly.

11

u/candycanecoffee 5d ago

On the one hand, it's good that you didn't just have a pallet of yogurt in your living room. On the other hand, you missed your chance to take a bath in yogurt!

2

u/imacfromthe321 5d ago

Wow we had the same thought. Weird.

4

u/TaxAvoision 5d ago

My dad was on jeopardy back when they gave contestants promotional prizes. They sent it all at once. Have you ever tried to fit a year’s supply of honey, rice-a-roni, and ricola into a New York City apartment?

1

u/TucuReborn 4d ago

I'd legit be hyped for a year supply of ricola.

1

u/TaxAvoision 4d ago

I think we enjoyed the ricola the most. Rice a roni can burn in hell.

3

u/TucuReborn 4d ago

I swear Ricola is the miracle cure that actually works. Cold? It works. Allergies? It works. A coughing fit? Yup. Resurrecting the dead to form a labor union of undead? 100%.

3

u/Banditkoala_2point0 5d ago

I won a years supply of Tim Tams. I don't even eat chocolate.

I was very popular that year.

1

u/KnowNothing_JonSnoo 4d ago

Tim Tams are the shit yo

1

u/e4vie 4d ago

LMFAO

19

u/Dependent-Avocado-90 5d ago

Coolcoolcoolcoolcool

37

u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 5d ago

You're not Terry; you're just some common bitch

1

u/BruceCWolf 4d ago

There is no reality in which I don't fuck that pangolin

14

u/knit3purl3 5d ago

Now I know I spend too much time on AITA, because all I could think about was the Iranian Yogurt.

3

u/PikaPonderosa 5d ago

I'm about to ruin/enrich your life. /r/BestofRedditorUpdates and /r/BestofBoRU/

6

u/Askye72 5d ago

Terrrryyy-yyyyy!

9

u/hoffarmy 5d ago

Bingpot!

3

u/fretnoevil 5d ago

Yogurt, mango please

3

u/LongGame2020 5d ago

But is it Iranian yogurt?

3

u/Puddlingon 5d ago

I just watched the end of Season 4 tonight. My wife and I thought it was the Series finale, and were so ticked at the ending! I had to go to Reddit to figure out there are four more seasons, but Netflix doesn’t have them. Bittersweet.

3

u/ScaryBlanket 5d ago

But hummus is dumb

3

u/pgh9fan 5d ago

Iranian yogurt?

3

u/isotopesfan 4d ago

The Iranian yoghurt is not the issue

2

u/DankNerd97 5d ago

We are friends of the stomach; we both like yogurt.

2

u/meadow_chef 5d ago

It’s a once a week treat!

2

u/otherlights2 5d ago

this is the first thing that came to my mind. Great minds do think alike

2

u/Fathletic231 5d ago

How are you gonna keep it all from going bad

1

u/grogudalorian 5d ago

The one the powerful

1

u/mher22 5d ago

Alright! Here goes, take 5000 attograms of yogurt.

1

u/bonishh 5d ago

5000 yogurt? how do you eat all them? The expiry of them is short . What do you think about preserving them? It’s a serious problem man

1

u/DaBlueLobster 5d ago

Mango yogurt

1

u/Cabamacadaf 5d ago

Where will you keep them?

1

u/MidorBird 4d ago

Good, but maybe not all AT ONCE. lol

1

u/mtw3003 4d ago

Five thousand yoghurt please

1

u/Nerdy_person101 4d ago

NINE NINE!!!!

1

u/astride_unbridulled 4d ago

Try the 10+% stuff, its grrrrrrr-eat!

1

u/zombiskunk 4d ago

Granted, but it's all lemon.

Note* it was not originally lemon yogurt...

1

u/sixxt 4d ago

back up Terry!

1

u/LtStud 4d ago

Cacao Nibs

1

u/Beautiful-Ad3153 4d ago

Noine noiiine!