r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 5d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/yuyuyashasrain 5d ago

Can i help you name them? Yakkie O, Yak Nicholson, a group of them called NickelYak…

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u/Bigtomhead 5d ago

…Hugh Yakman, Bo-yak Horseman, Gene Yakman…

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u/bearmissile 5d ago

Yakov, Yak Francis, Bernie Yak, Yak Miller, Captain Yak Sparrow, Yak Reacher, Tim, BarYak Obama, Dan Yakroyd

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u/Hallelujah33 5d ago

Yakkie Chan

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u/VeterinarianThese951 5d ago

Samuel Yakson mutha fuckah!

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u/MrVolOpt 4d ago

Yak the Knife.

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u/Naznarreb 4d ago

Weird Al Yakovic

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u/CherimoyaSurprise 4d ago

I got one...Yaklemore! Yak and the Beanstalk! Magic Yak! Yak the Pumpkin King! Wait, what was this thread about again?

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u/CherimoyaSurprise 4d ago

Scott Yakula, Yak Magic Woman...Yak motherfuckin' Sabbath!

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u/SnooTangerines9710 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Balzovai 5d ago

Made me lol, tip o the cap

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u/Key_Piccolo_2187 5d ago

So we're all buying yaks now ... I'm doing a quick craigslist search ...

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u/Hallelujah33 5d ago

Oh... I'm not buying a yak. I'm in the market for something more like a yak daddy

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u/-Titan_Uranus- 5d ago

Careful what you wish for

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u/Matdup2 5d ago

Nice

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u/Tunasub 4d ago

Yak Biden?

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u/Eastern-Ad6824 5d ago

I'm laughing way too hard at ...., Tim, ....

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u/jpog07 5d ago

Tim is always pronounced like John Cleese in Holy Grail.

"Some call me....Tim?..."

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u/SpottyNoonerism 5d ago

Don't care how hard you're laughing, it is indeed the appropriate amount. That's hilarious.

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u/MediumStability 5d ago

Don't forget Yak of Alltrades, Yak McYakface, Yakleberry Finn, Yak Inthebox, Kay, Yak Lemmon, Yak Gleeson, and Nancy.

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u/1887_Mar_BCOU 5d ago

but don't leave out Weird Al Yakovich.

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u/Sh0toku 5d ago

And Yak-a-doodle-dandy!

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u/FlutterbyFlower 5d ago

And the black yak of the family - Yak The Ripper

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u/horschdhorschd 5d ago

Old Yak Donalds, Mick Yakker, Paul YakCartney,

But as Yak Astley sang "Never gonna give you Yak". Sad.

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u/AvatarAda 4d ago

Micheal Yakson, la yaka de papel, Matthew Yakconaughey drinking Yakkermeister, Yaky perry, Kenny, Tom Yank in Yak Away and Yakmothy Chalamet.

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u/52-Cutter-52 4d ago

Yak my doodle it’s a dandy.

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u/BroadBaker5101 5d ago

and Just Yak with the jazz hands

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u/mcnathan80 4d ago

And Yakhoo Serious

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u/Mewone65 4d ago

Or Seth Yakfarland.

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u/hmchic 5d ago

Bwahhh ha ha omg 😂😂😂

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u/DevoidNoMore 5d ago

Yak Dawson, Michael Yakson, Yak Daniels, Yak the ripper

And of course, there has to be one just named Jack

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u/DevoidNoMore 5d ago

Just noticed no one said Yak Off, I'm proud and disappointed with everyone having this level of maturity on Reddit

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u/StephDos94 5d ago

Wasn’t he the 1st Russian on the Moon?

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u/str4ngerc4t 5d ago

Yak O. Lantern, Yaklemore, Yakson Pollock, Yakkie Robinson, Yak Sabbath, Yak White, and my personal favorite Yak Skellington.

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u/52-Cutter-52 4d ago

N Y Yakys.

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u/yuyuyashasrain 4d ago

Oh these are real winners lol i love them all

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u/hmchic 5d ago

😂😂😂 I cannot with all of these

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u/WillyBluntz89 5d ago

No, I said "M" as in "Mancy!"

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u/Gems_and_Jade 5d ago

And don’t forget Yak the Ripper, Yakalyn Kennedy, and Michael Yackson!

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u/EyelandBaby 5d ago

Yak of Thrones and Yak Ming

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u/No-Problem2744 5d ago

You’re all forgetting the best yak of all…Kevin.

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u/im_dead_sirius 4d ago

And that hit 70s TV show, Yak with Yan!

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u/Solanthas 4d ago

Me over here trying to remember where I know jackleberry finn from. Hackleberry? Heckleberry? The fuck was it?

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u/IronLanternGamer 5d ago

Yak septiceye

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u/yuyuyashasrain 4d ago

Oh hell yak

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u/DHLthePhoenix0788 5d ago

Hah fuckin eh... For some reason the Obama one took me out..

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u/jh3553 5d ago

Tell me more about this Tim.

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u/Klarok 5d ago

Don't leave Shakespeare out of things:

Yakbeth, Much Ado About Yakking, Julius Yakker, Henry the Yakth

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u/KittyKratt 5d ago

I'm loving the random "Tim" thrown in there, lol.

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u/Le-Brit 5d ago

Yakuille O'Neal

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u/TamarackSlim 5d ago

Yak-Tuah

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u/canoe6998 5d ago

Huge Yakman

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u/ArtisticLibrarian896 5d ago

Michael Yackson

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u/DogmaLovesKarma 4d ago

Yakky McYakface, checking in

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u/Mr_Bob_Ferguson 5d ago

Yak Nicholson.

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u/ekkthree 5d ago

TIM?

Bwahahahahaha

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u/-Titan_Uranus- 5d ago

Lmao. The random “Tim”

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u/pghfordguy 4d ago

Bahahaha love how you threw Tim in there

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u/ComfortThis1890 4d ago

Is this for real?

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u/False_Solid 5d ago

Weird Al Yak-ovic

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u/ohyeahwell 5d ago

Yak White and Yak Black

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 5d ago

I need this album collab.

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u/firsttoblast 5d ago

Yakert Deniro. Al Yakino. Leonardo Yakaprio.

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u/PablOScar1 5d ago

And that's aaaaalllll I have to say... about yak!

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u/shamrocker27 4d ago

He’s one-of-a-kind. :)

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u/VAShumpmaker 5d ago

Yak Costeau

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u/mela_99 5d ago

End the thread here it cannot get better

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u/No_Carry_3991 5d ago

favorite one

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u/Cronuts13 4d ago

Yak Galifianakis

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u/Boxofbikeparts 4d ago

Its spelled Yaque!!

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u/AlanaIsBananas 5d ago

Yak Black, Yak Tuah

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u/paradisedisco 5d ago

ah man I came here to write yak tuah

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u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh 5d ago

Bo-yak Horseman

Along with esteemed character actress Yakgo Yakindale

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u/Loveillustrator 5d ago

Not Hugh Yakman! Had me floored!!!

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u/jewels94 5d ago

Hugh and Gene are brothers

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u/jpylol 4d ago

Yakuille O’Neal, got a ring to it ERNEH

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u/kamalamading 4d ago

Yak and Yaxter

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u/flareon141 4d ago

One has to be Zak. Zak the yak

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Yakie chan

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u/Skink_Anansie 5d ago

My favourite is Yak Black, he sings and swears a lot.

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u/AccomplishedMemory16 5d ago

Are you talking about Jack Yak?

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u/TheLooza 5d ago

Yakkity (Yak)

Don’t talk back.

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u/mustbethedragon 5d ago

No, that's Yak Black's twin.

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u/AccomplishedMemory16 5d ago

Ahhh that’s right the Blackyak twins. I always get them confused.

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u/im_dead_sirius 4d ago

I'll stand. I too like to live dangerously.

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u/sippingsami 4d ago

Jack Yak and Yak Black try to convince everyone they aren’t actually related even though they are twins

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u/imanantelope 4d ago

I’m talking about Yack Ylack

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u/Solanthas 4d ago

Is that pronounced ee-lack or lee-ack?

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u/Solanthas 4d ago

Jack Blyack.

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u/PowerfulPickUp 5d ago

The power to kill a yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets!

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u/Any-Run393 5d ago

Yak Blak

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u/Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce 5d ago

The voice is seared into my head.

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u/Rakastaakissa 5d ago

Can’t forget Yak White!

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u/Sorry-Climate3598 5d ago

The joke is a gem

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u/owlgood87 5d ago

Yik yak paddy yak

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u/SallyRoseD 5d ago

Yackety Yax

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u/Thediciplematt 5d ago

lol yes. American dad

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u/yuyuyashasrain 5d ago

Gwen stefani, gwen stefani.

No doubt

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u/hippopotam00se 4d ago

I was trying to think of where I knew that reference from, thank you

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u/Wybaar 5d ago

Yak Quaid (one of The Boys, also known for being the voice of Brad Boimler in Star Trek: Lower Yaks), the Yakstreet Boys, former president of the United States Yak Kennedy, and George Yakei (Oh my!)

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u/yuyuyashasrain 5d ago

All right, I think George Yakei wins this for me

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u/CaptainThick1672 5d ago

Yak tripper, black yak, yak harlow, yak off, don’t forget to take a yaket

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u/MegaGrimer 5d ago

Look at this NickelYak! Every time I do it makes me yak!

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u/sarah_pl0x 5d ago

Omfg NickelYak 😭😭😭😭

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u/InevitableAd9683 4d ago

The Yakstreet Boys

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u/Tanky50 5d ago

Burt Mcyaken

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u/Pitiful_Winner2669 5d ago

Stupid reddit is best reddit.

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u/Mike_with_Wings 5d ago

The funny one is yakety sax

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u/prairie_girl 5d ago

We can play them the song Hey Yak every night before bed.

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u/Ornery-Pay5835 5d ago

Yak Prescott

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u/horsebag 5d ago

yakety sax

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u/hmchic 5d ago

😂😂😂

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u/derpstickfuckface 5d ago

Yak-itty Sax

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u/Tomwhyte 5d ago

Yumpin Yak Flash

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u/3BallJosh 5d ago

Yako Warner

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u/IceFire909 5d ago

Can't believe you forgot Yakholas Cage

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u/alan2998 5d ago

If one of them is good at handyman tasks, he'd be your yak of all trades.

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u/TheWackoMagician 5d ago

Yaxel Rose

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u/Ygomaster07 5d ago

I'm so happy you made this American Dad reference.

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u/TDYDave2 4d ago

Except for Yakety Yak, he talks back.

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u/Fresh_Employee_6783 4d ago

Idk if you’ll miss nickelyak if he were to go away 😂

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u/jncarolina 4d ago

Yakity yak

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u/HanMan3000 4d ago

Yakuille O’Neal

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u/SuperTaster3 4d ago

Yakko Warner, Yakht(one of the 5000 yachts), Yaksophone, Sticky Yak, KaYak, Yakety Sax(not to be confused with Yakety Yak, Don't Come Yak)...

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u/Rolihlahla86 4d ago

Yak Prescott

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u/Lord-Lobster 4d ago

Yak the Ripper, Yak Uzzi, Yak Johnson & John Yakson, Motheryaker and Yakoff

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u/agnessawyer 4d ago

😂😂

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u/Sure_Ad7622 4d ago

Don't leave out Yakkity Yak (Don't talk back- popular 50s song!)

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u/Putmeincoach98 4d ago

Yakmehoff, Yakameehoff, Yakayoohoff

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u/Thugnificent83 4d ago

Yak Prescott, Yak Daniel's, captain Yak Sparrow

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

AD IN THE WILD!!! Youre the best

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u/rrgail 5d ago

Yak and the bean stalk, Yak to the future (1, 2, & 3), Yak the knife, Big Yak, Yak Benny, Yak Kerouac, Yakkie Robinson, Yak Lemmon, Fleetwood Yak…

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u/TheOneTrueCavity 5d ago

Yesss American dad people in the wild !!

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u/RNap3574 5d ago

Yakeil O’Neal, Yak Diesel, Yak Skellington, Yak Daniels, YakGruber

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u/WhizzyBurp 5d ago

If it hasn’t been said: Yackie Robinson

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u/uncleandata147 5d ago

How did everyone forget the native one - Yakahontas?

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u/Last_Light_9913 5d ago

Michael Yak-son

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u/peteincomputing 5d ago

YAKKIE CHAN

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u/StephDos94 5d ago

Yes, and historical figures like Andrew Yakson who is on the 20 dollar bill.

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u/MickeyUK 5d ago

...Yakety Yak (Don't Talk Back), Yak Daniels, Yak to the Future....

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u/yeahhewood 5d ago

And one just called Derek

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u/Rufus_heychupacabra 5d ago

Nickel Yak.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Global_Razzmatazz_98 5d ago

Is it true? No one mentioned Michael Yakson yet?

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u/CorporalKlegg420 5d ago

Yak O lantern

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u/DifferenceDependent6 4d ago

Yak the ripper

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u/AidanGLC 4d ago

Yack Yohnson