r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 5d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/HauntedFaculty 5d ago

Years to live

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u/Procrastubatorfet 5d ago

I hope you age at a reduced rate rather than having a good 70 years followed by 4930 of geriatric hell

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u/Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce 5d ago

Better start working out TF now!

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u/DriedUpSquid 5d ago

On the way to your first gym session you are hit by an ice cream truck and must be kept on a respirator to live.

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u/Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce 5d ago

Oh the sweet and creamy irony. Now in Neapolitan, limited time only.

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u/darktowerseeker 5d ago

This is the funniest shit

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u/jasonrubik 5d ago

Better than trying to evade and outsmart a snail

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u/version13 5d ago

An I Scream truck?

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u/DriedUpSquid 5d ago

You would have screamed but the front tire drove over your windpipe.

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u/draconiclyyours 5d ago

Are you a djinn??

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u/CrowOne5787 5d ago

Hence your new Wrestler name Respi-Raptor

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk 5d ago

Gotta keep them chromosomes from degrading by a bunch of crunches and shake weight shakes!

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u/Snake_fairyofReddit 5d ago

Stupid telomeres shortening

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u/Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce 5d ago

In that case, workout and take your neurotropics.

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u/chomoftheoutback 5d ago

the thought of going to the gym for 5000 years is depressing as hell