r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 5d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/Sexy_gastric_husband 5d ago

5000 Yankovics.

Multiplying Weird Al would tip the scales of karma and create a paradise on earth.

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u/dj92wa 5d ago

and create a paradise on earth

…of the Amish variety?

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u/Drake_Cloans 5d ago

While they’re White and Nerdy

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u/Hydra_Master 5d ago

They all Sound Like Nirvana

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u/Schlag96 5d ago

*smells

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u/jeffsterlive 5d ago

But be careful or they’ll polka your eyes out.

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u/MobileLadd 5d ago

I can’t believe how much I miss Weird Al. There is no substitute. ❤️

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u/Sreeto 5d ago

He's still alive and active though?

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u/OkDragonfruit9026 5d ago

Nope, Madonna killed him a few decades back

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u/SpottyNoonerism 5d ago

Because they're tacky?

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u/swanhunter 4d ago

Tonight we’re going to party like it’s 1699.

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u/OlyScott 5d ago

You'd probably think it bites.

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u/Ornery_Supermarket84 5d ago

A pair of guys in yurts