r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 5d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/pedantic_dullard 5d ago

The question was 5000 things you could have. Not what have 5000 people had.

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u/thatoneguy2252 5d ago

You didn’t have to shoot the corpses head. Other guy already killed him.

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u/Boojum2k 5d ago

Rule #2: Double Tap

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u/zakkil 5d ago

We already know everyone tapped that twice.

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u/lord_hijinks 4d ago

L M A O!

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u/Msboredd 4d ago

AT LEAST

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u/ElToroBlanco25 5d ago

Double tap? He unloaded the clip

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u/SpottyNoonerism 5d ago

Can't forget cardio though

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u/rockinvet02 4d ago

And cardio... Just ask that guys mom.

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u/wabbitsdo 4d ago

It's been established OP's mom had been tapped a lot a more than that.

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk 5d ago

You do if you want it too stay dead!

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u/iK_550 5d ago

Do you know what War Crimes are?

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u/pedantic_dullard 5d ago

His mom's wet spot?

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u/La_Saxofonista 4d ago

War crimes, not wh*re crimes

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u/GiantWhiteCohc 5d ago

F A T A L I T Y

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u/ITrCool 5d ago

“Respect the game, Jim”

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u/ultimate_sorrier 5d ago

FUCK YOU SHORESY!

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u/PretendMuteTrain 5d ago

Someone said women are objects. Not me/s

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u/zerolimits0 5d ago

Gat damn 🔥

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u/Cutsdeep- 5d ago

now they can have one each and everybody is happy

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u/ShannieD 5d ago

5000 people had your mom?